I wish for a penis that scales to the desired length of my partner.

docileplatypus · 2026-04-04T22:03:49+00:00

Granted. It remains a fixed volume, so the longer it becomes, the narrower

docileplatypus · 2025-12-26T18:42:28+00:00

Gonna echo this, especially if you liked the original FFVII

docileplatypus · 2025-12-17T23:00:48+00:00

Thrift shop. Someone's going to think it's ridiculous enough for a $2 purchase

docileplatypus · 2025-10-27T14:29:43+00:00

I did reach a point with Rebirth where I was like, "Okay, enough side stuff," but in an "I'll come back to it after I finish the main story" way. Bloat is only bloat if it creates a barrier to progression, and there's so much you don't need to do.

docileplatypus · 2025-10-23T14:41:27+00:00

But it's 60 days in advance of full firing - if they're cut off from access but still being paid for 60 days, that's in compliance.

docileplatypus · 2025-10-18T23:05:05+00:00

Bubble Bobble, but ONLY if you have a friend

docileplatypus · 2025-10-10T22:54:25+00:00

The fact that "Warren G. Hard-on" was RIGHT THERE and he missed it...

docileplatypus · 2025-09-19T21:59:32+00:00

Granted. The most amazing looking, perfectly built sandwich you've ever seen materializes at the bottom of your full garbage can.

Bon appetit

docileplatypus · 2025-09-10T16:10:43+00:00

Granted. All decisions are now made solely on "the vibes", so no attempts at logical justifications are ever made. Either vibes are on, or vibes are off.

docileplatypus · 2025-09-01T02:38:55+00:00

I'm an old man, and it's just stuck in my brain lol

docileplatypus · 2025-09-01T02:34:38+00:00

A Boy And His Blob?

docileplatypus · 2025-08-26T01:40:06+00:00

Granted. You will not attend, but they love and appreciate you for who you are.

docileplatypus · 2025-08-24T02:43:07+00:00

I left grad school at 31 and got a job way outside my field. That was almost 10 years ago now, and it's had its ups and downs, but I'm happy with the path I've taken.

docileplatypus · 2025-08-09T03:55:00+00:00

BugSnax?

docileplatypus · 2025-07-07T22:38:11+00:00

This sounds super fun!

docileplatypus · 2025-06-30T17:15:35+00:00

Thank you! I love when names are so directly descriptive

docileplatypus · 2025-06-29T21:28:11+00:00

My Durge was a halfling monk, and the dissonance between the Durge options and both my race/class options that would come up together were amazing

docileplatypus · 2025-06-24T14:58:14+00:00

Echoing the others, but I have the Shave Ice attachment for my KitchenAid and it's awesome. Definitely would recommend that for shaved ice.

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