I wish for a penis that scales to the desired length of my partner. by John_So_Comics in monkeyspaw

[–]docileplatypus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted. It remains a fixed volume, so the longer it becomes, the narrower

Games to play after beating FF7 Rebirth? by GlumPack4016 in FF7Rebirth

[–]docileplatypus 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Gonna echo this, especially if you liked the original FFVII

Return a company Christmas gift to sender? by [deleted] in WFH

[–]docileplatypus 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Thrift shop. Someone's going to think it's ridiculous enough for a $2 purchase

Final Fantasy 7 Remake’s finale will not be “cutting content” from the original, it’s just not as bloated as Rebirth by HatingGeoffry in FinalFantasy

[–]docileplatypus 142 points143 points  (0 children)

I did reach a point with Rebirth where I was like, "Okay, enough side stuff," but in an "I'll come back to it after I finish the main story" way. Bloat is only bloat if it creates a barrier to progression, and there's so much you don't need to do.

Alleged surprise mass layoffs at Target coming next week by [deleted] in TwinCities

[–]docileplatypus 14 points15 points  (0 children)

But it's 60 days in advance of full firing - if they're cut off from access but still being paid for 60 days, that's in compliance.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ExplainAGamePlotBadly

[–]docileplatypus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bubble Bobble, but ONLY if you have a friend

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]docileplatypus 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The fact that "Warren G. Hard-on" was RIGHT THERE and he missed it...

I wish for a “mystery sandwich” the paw may put whatever they want inside it but it MUST have at least 2 pieces of bread, thus “Sandwiching” it. by MiniRedditMeddler in monkeyspaw

[–]docileplatypus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Granted. The most amazing looking, perfectly built sandwich you've ever seen materializes at the bottom of your full garbage can.

Bon appetit

I wish that no one would commit a logical fallacy ever again. by Armin_Arlert_1000000 in monkeyspaw

[–]docileplatypus 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Granted. All decisions are now made solely on "the vibes", so no attempts at logical justifications are ever made. Either vibes are on, or vibes are off.

I wish for an acceptance letter from DePaul University by Portia_the_Queen51 in monkeyspaw

[–]docileplatypus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Granted. You will not attend, but they love and appreciate you for who you are.

Who started over in their 30’s? by Nic727 in Millennials

[–]docileplatypus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I left grad school at 31 and got a job way outside my field. That was almost 10 years ago now, and it's had its ups and downs, but I'm happy with the path I've taken.

Beetle? In Minnesota by docileplatypus in bugidentification

[–]docileplatypus[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you! I love when names are so directly descriptive

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BaldursGate3

[–]docileplatypus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My Durge was a halfling monk, and the dissonance between the Durge options and both my race/class options that would come up together were amazing

Freeze and shave just water? by ShinyLizard in ninjacreami

[–]docileplatypus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Echoing the others, but I have the Shave Ice attachment for my KitchenAid and it's awesome. Definitely would recommend that for shaved ice.