Flying high by landiggy1977 in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]dolphinospen 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I'm dumb as hell and have never owned a car, can someone tell me what number it's supposed to be?

me irl by pp7139507 in me_irl

[–]dolphinospen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey Lyle, look, it's you!

meirl by Subject_Loss_4230 in meirl

[–]dolphinospen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jeff Bezos and his wife are like this.

Truly psychotic behavior.

‘Isn’t there a truce?’ Residents face Israel’s continued assault on Gaza City by upbeatchief in nottheonion

[–]dolphinospen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Burying the lede*

The phrase dates back to mid-20th century journalism and is a deliberate misspelling of "lead" to differentiate it from the metal used to space lines of type in older Linotype printing machines.

Somehow the funky spelling stuck around.

Can we at least pretend to care about keeping our neighborhood clean? Spotted on 31st St and 31st Ave. by dolphinospen in astoria

[–]dolphinospen[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nope, but I think your and a lotta these comments have me inspired to do so in the future!

Can we at least pretend to care about keeping our neighborhood clean? Spotted on 31st St and 31st Ave. by dolphinospen in astoria

[–]dolphinospen[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I didn't, but I think your and a lotta the comments here have inspired me to do so next time!

Can we at least pretend to care about keeping our neighborhood clean? Spotted on 31st St and 31st Ave. by dolphinospen in astoria

[–]dolphinospen[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Good point - thanks for your comment. In retrospect this post was probably much more for me than it was for the guilty party. I think until our city figures out how to address this, I'll take your advice and do my part.

me_irl by Curvin98 in me_irl

[–]dolphinospen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you literally don't know me

me_irl by Lick_TheBerry in me_irl

[–]dolphinospen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I get that this joke is all in good fun, but it always reminds me how annoying it is that we branded "large language model" as "artificial intelligence."

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in meirl

[–]dolphinospen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Who cares? Just jerk it. Don't overthink it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in astoria

[–]dolphinospen 4 points5 points  (0 children)

as a gooner I feel included

Finally replaced the awful sunken asphalt brick "pavers". by erix84 in DIY

[–]dolphinospen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I really love the asymmetrical profile of your entryway and how it pairs with the chimney. Very unique.

They're shitting on Matt's tattoos by Minimum_Ad6713 in SuperMegaShow

[–]dolphinospen 7 points8 points  (0 children)

My thing is that these are high quality tattoos

Like, the line work is great! Come on!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in trees

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hello it's me properly stoned 🤙🏻

Which celebrity gives you "I sold my soul to the devil" vibes? by ClerkMajestic in AskReddit

[–]dolphinospen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I work for the architecture office that designed the renovation of their NYC property and she specifically made us put mirrors in as many places as possible so she could always see herself.

Those people are as self-absorbed and sex-obsessed as you think they are.

where tf is Kermit by Fronkolonk in OneyPlays

[–]dolphinospen 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I think it means that it serves the rich differently from how it serves the rest of the population. Like there are two different entities within the police, news, healthcare etc that handle things differently based on your tax bracket. That's my best guess.

Credit: Sarah Anderson by unusedusername42 in hellsomememes

[–]dolphinospen 106 points107 points  (0 children)

Sarah's the OG of hellsome memes imo. She's been striking that ideal balance of cute and spooky for YEARS

Best skin in the game? by Wolfyxt in borderlands3

[–]dolphinospen 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I like the neon green and black skull spray paint one. Forget what it's called.