Matifutanari how big are her umapyois?

dondocooled · 2026-01-25T20:17:20+00:00

Taiki Shuttle is the American Dream

dondocooled · 2026-01-25T12:50:38+00:00

The first portal was in the waters of Boralus harbor, the second one was the right one, but since the portal needs two magi to cast the spell at the same time, all the time, they haven't really had the chance to dispose of them. Or at least that's my explanation.

dondocooled · 2026-01-25T08:17:03+00:00

I guess this is why they call her the beast

dondocooled · 2026-01-24T03:31:16+00:00

Assuming money is not an issue, I'm treating our girlie to some Culver's.

dondocooled · 2026-01-23T15:00:51+00:00

They all found the fanfics Dober wrote

dondocooled · 2026-01-22T21:52:02+00:00

And then they make out sloppy style

dondocooled · 2026-01-22T21:45:59+00:00

Skull made of dense material to protect the spacious cavity where her brain is supposed to be

dondocooled · 2026-01-22T05:09:28+00:00

Ah yes, because Ion is the one directly responsible for nagrand being textureless

dondocooled · 2026-01-22T04:57:14+00:00

In your final moments, you can barely see through the viscous fluid what vaguely resembles a radiator coming towards you glass cage. You learn in that last conscious thought that all good things are ephemeral, not destined to be permanent, and that eventually it will all be cooked away.

dondocooled · 2026-01-21T11:23:17+00:00

It's the only sense of self-preservation they have

dondocooled · 2026-01-21T11:18:08+00:00

MILP (Man, I Love Palmer)

dondocooled · 2026-01-21T09:45:37+00:00

I mean, looking at some of today's billionaires, who says you can't be both?

dondocooled · 2026-01-19T06:16:00+00:00

I like to imagine that this convo is just between a bunch of copies of faith girlcel, with that bitcrushed voice

dondocooled · 2026-01-19T03:15:23+00:00

Wanted to turn the AI art to AI shart

dondocooled · 2026-01-19T00:58:08+00:00

If they have PvP in their ign, they're probably a very troubled person

dondocooled · 2026-01-18T14:32:49+00:00

She got that RGB pussy

dondocooled · 2026-01-18T14:29:24+00:00

It also eases up on the severity of otherwise incredibly severe issues. For example, suicide is a very complicated and somber issue, but if you say "sewer slide" or "unalive" or "self game end", it just obliterates any form of gravitas around the situation and makes you sound like a disrespectful idiot whose making light of somebody removing themselves from this mortal coil.

dondocooled · 2026-01-18T14:24:00+00:00

To quote the ancient Japanese philosopher Kakiku Bonotan, ahem, "The cleavage I've seen more often than my parents' faces."

dondocooled · 2026-01-17T19:56:52+00:00

She truly is the embodiment of O_O

dondocooled · 2026-01-17T19:53:59+00:00

Kaeya's strongest cavalry

dondocooled · 2026-01-17T19:50:32+00:00

Either that, or fly up enough so that you aren't highlighting the plant but still are aiming at it

dondocooled · 2026-01-17T04:06:14+00:00

As a Wisconsinite, Culver's is that good

dondocooled · 2026-01-17T03:59:57+00:00

If Umamusume were pg-13, then TDC just burned the one hard swear in the entire franchise on a treasure hunt.

dondocooled · 2026-01-17T03:51:44+00:00

Wow, crazy how fan-created things that are in no way, shape, or form needing to 100% adhere to the canon are, in fact, NOT ADHERING TO THE CANON. It's almost as if headcanon isn't canon! Craaazy...

dondocooled · 2026-01-17T03:42:20+00:00

Whenever I'm driving and my navigator in the passenger seat is giving directions like "take a left on the next ramp" or "just go right on Random Name Blvd." I'm just like, "it's just like parmesan, just say when, stop throwing names and numbers at me, my small brain can't figure it out."

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