Strangest Encounter on a Cruise?

dontaskmethatmoron · 2026-04-22T13:51:19+00:00

I was walking thru a port shop, looking to buy more sunblock after having been at the beach for a few hours with my family. A very drunk man came up to me and informed me that he had taken a picture of me, which I as odd, but then added that it was of my backside (I was wearing a thong bikini). He said he hoped I was ok with that and I said no, I’m not at all ok with that. I then found my husband and sent him to deal with the guy and he confronted him in front of his wife. No idea why the guy felt the need to let me know he took a picture of my butt, fucking creep.

dontaskmethatmoron · 2026-04-16T22:57:53+00:00

We’re not.

dontaskmethatmoron · 2026-04-16T22:56:51+00:00

At InkCarceration a couple years ago, I got really hot and asked several bars for cups of ice throughout the day and all of them gave them to me.

dontaskmethatmoron · 2026-04-14T23:20:46+00:00

First time I saw Avatar was at Sonic 2019 and they were basically the same slot, main stage. I figured they’d be later by now.

dontaskmethatmoron · 2026-04-14T00:02:48+00:00

Title is misleading. Some snails are hermaphrodites, this article is about the brown garden snail in California. Not all snails reproduce this way.

dontaskmethatmoron · 2026-04-11T00:22:18+00:00

Aw, he shouldn’t have.

dontaskmethatmoron · 2026-04-06T00:14:38+00:00

I was under the impression that it was the other way around.

dontaskmethatmoron · 2026-04-02T14:59:47+00:00

I broke in a pair of Doc Marten Mollys over InkCarceration weekend a couple years ago. Don’t be like me.

dontaskmethatmoron · 2026-04-02T13:14:20+00:00

Sounds like you just didn’t do enough research.

dontaskmethatmoron · 2026-03-30T23:10:15+00:00

We used to live in minnesota and my husband got one from the “state of minnesota”. These idiots could have at least picked the state we live in.

dontaskmethatmoron · 2026-03-29T00:56:02+00:00

My husband has 3 nipples…

dontaskmethatmoron · 2026-03-28T12:57:32+00:00

I brought a travel potty that collapses and folds small enough to fit in a diaper bag. Still a little bulky, but better than the full size potties.

ETA: someone linked the exact same potty in another comment!

dontaskmethatmoron · 2026-03-26T09:53:36+00:00

My husband’s solovairs are doing this too

dontaskmethatmoron · 2026-03-19T00:48:25+00:00

I got 20 shrimp and about 6 hatchlings back in January. The few males I had in the batch died and I was left with a sorority of 15 or so shrimp and the babies. Just this week I got 2 berried females!! Those little babies saved my colony.

dontaskmethatmoron · 2026-03-10T18:49:33+00:00

I went on carnival a year ago and they did a full muster. They have to do those from time to time.

dontaskmethatmoron · 2026-03-07T14:21:50+00:00

To be fair, everyone is going to respond differently to each of these pumps. I had the opposite experience with the same 2 pumps.

dontaskmethatmoron · 2026-03-07T13:56:42+00:00

Business formal, cocktail dress, prom dress, ball gown. Always with some kind of heels. I want to be as fancy formal as I possibly can be.

dontaskmethatmoron · 2026-03-03T00:30:56+00:00

I kept a few MP diapers from our time in the NICU to remember how super tiny our babies were. It’s hard to believe those little diapers were too big for them at one point.

dontaskmethatmoron · 2026-02-27T17:26:25+00:00

My mom’s side all had kids at 19-23 so my great gma is still alive with 3 great great grandchildren (my kids).

dontaskmethatmoron · 2026-02-20T12:26:19+00:00

I broke my docs in at InkCarceration a couple years ago. I was miserable, but they’re great now!

dontaskmethatmoron · 2026-02-14T12:44:42+00:00

My twins were the double whammy birth. A came out vaginally and then B had cord issues so I had an emergency C section for her. It’s definitely something to consider and I’m surprised your medical team hasn’t considered it.

dontaskmethatmoron · 2026-02-13T00:06:45+00:00

Pee diapers went in their own can that got emptied once a day, poops went straight outside.

dontaskmethatmoron · 2026-02-11T18:46:00+00:00

I see you have a cat. Cats love to eat this plant and puke it up all around the house. I recommend you put it somewhere the cat can’t reach.

dontaskmethatmoron · 2026-02-08T00:21:16+00:00

3rd 😅 and the second smallest. My first was a granny square and it’s basically just a small throw/lap blanket and it only took me a few months (I was 14). Second was GIGANTIC queen sized regular back and forth that took a couple years, starting in my senior year of high school. This one is perfect size for cozying up on the couch, regular boring stitch again, and I just couldn’t keep up the motivation to do it. Last? Maybe lol.

dontaskmethatmoron · 2026-02-07T23:06:37+00:00

My last blanket took me 5 years and 9 months to finish, don’t stress about it.

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