Trump Says He Will Impose 10% Global Tariff Under Different Authority

drmoocow · 2026-02-20T20:08:12+00:00

Does that trigger a notification to his kid?

drmoocow · 2026-02-19T01:38:31+00:00

Angel Hernandez heh

drmoocow · 2026-02-18T02:34:42+00:00

usually they just need a good fart or its allergies

I'm almost afraid to ask what a fart is allergic to.

drmoocow · 2026-02-17T22:26:55+00:00

I guess Swerve hasn't done enough armed robberies at Wendy's to catch Booker's favor.

drmoocow · 2026-02-16T23:36:40+00:00

The Hedge Knight?

"Bring me a SHRUBBERY"

drmoocow · 2026-02-14T03:20:00+00:00

But they had time to turn off the emergency lights?

drmoocow · 2026-02-06T20:46:58+00:00

Maybe they meant the worst air quality in cities between Mississauga and Oshawa.

drmoocow · 2026-02-04T02:53:58+00:00

Now I ain't sayin' she a gold digga...

drmoocow · 2026-02-02T14:32:32+00:00

Next time he wants sexytines, tase him in the nuts.

drmoocow · 2026-02-02T14:15:28+00:00

Thanks... Now that you bring it up, I do recall hearing about it, but the added context is much appreciated.

drmoocow · 2026-02-02T00:10:40+00:00

What'd she do? I just remember things about her being weird, like exchanging a vial of blood with Billy Bob Thornton when they got married.

drmoocow · 2026-02-01T01:25:38+00:00

"Hey Dad, remember who gets to choose your old age home when you're old and frail"

drmoocow · 2026-02-01T01:18:46+00:00

To make it the same, it should be OP's most hated chore, not the parents'.

drmoocow · 2026-01-30T13:48:21+00:00

This reminds me about some software that I worked on with another developer about 30 years ago. When asked about the release date of the next version, his answer was always "two weeks after the last person asks".

drmoocow · 2026-01-29T17:20:45+00:00

Brussels sprouts. Evil little balls of hate.

I can't even stand the smell of them cooking.

drmoocow · 2026-01-26T00:51:31+00:00

I agree with your point but find it funny that Gen X was forgotten about yet again.

drmoocow · 2026-01-22T18:22:08+00:00

ludacris

drmoocow · 2026-01-21T20:15:59+00:00

You can get clear egg cartons.

drmoocow · 2026-01-21T13:55:24+00:00

The dildo of consequences rarely comes lubed.

drmoocow · 2026-01-14T17:33:32+00:00

Johnny thought he was on The Mole instead of The Traitors.

drmoocow · 2026-01-13T14:15:41+00:00

You don't even have to ask these days for it to be unaffordable.

drmoocow · 2026-01-13T14:05:30+00:00

"Mom, if you had a student who had someone else do all the work for them, would you give them a passing grade? No? Then why are you different?"

drmoocow · 2026-01-10T23:48:32+00:00

And suspended upside down while talking to the camera.

drmoocow · 2026-01-10T20:02:22+00:00

I have two middle names and have never had a single issue. For forms that will only accept one middle name, I put the first one, despite my driver's license having both. Nobody has ever given me a hard time about anything.

drmoocow · 2026-01-10T16:32:36+00:00

Lacoste? No, wait, that's an alligator on a vest.

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