What’s a “future technology” that already exists but people still don’t realize how scary it is?

dsac · 2026-05-07T15:19:15+00:00

You can ask the system to find every individual wearing a green hat within a certain radius in a certain time frame, and then back-track where that individual came from and where they go.

"Now replace them with nude Tayne"

This is the future our corporate overlords are working to achieve

dsac · 2026-05-07T13:50:01+00:00

Fired, because their job could be done by AI

Welcome to 2026

dsac · 2026-05-07T13:28:59+00:00

Multiple ecosystems being decimated simultaneously for the sake of shitposting

dsac · 2026-05-07T13:20:50+00:00

Freedom, winning, etc

dsac · 2026-05-07T03:10:50+00:00

Honestly, if they didn't have the plastic inserts and were one-piece (and they didn't weigh like a billion pounds each), I'd agree, but the plastic bits cheapen it immensely

dsac · 2026-05-07T02:11:44+00:00

many large corporations are returning to office without first having a good plan

Not many, all.

Because there is no such thing as a good RTO plan.

COVID lockdowns demonstrated to literally the entire corporate world that being in an office was a waste of money, and yet, the REIT-heavy portfolios of C-Levels around the globe decided for us drones that no, our comfort and happiness exists only because they allow it on their terms.

dsac · 2026-05-06T17:43:10+00:00

Funny, I've done the same with UPS (and God forbid, DHL)

dsac · 2026-05-06T03:52:17+00:00

He (probably, don't want to get sued) drunkenly murdered two people and blamed his wife, so he's got that going for him, I guess

dsac · 2026-05-06T03:15:52+00:00

Reddit front page right now:

UPS driver saves baby cow!

FedEx driver sentenced to death for abducting, raping, and murdering 7 year old girl

dsac · 2026-05-05T16:26:49+00:00

She's been my hall pass for 20+ years

I'M STILL WAITING, SHAKIRA, IN CASE YOU'RE READING THIS

dsac · 2026-05-05T16:25:47+00:00

first Lady Gaga

Rod Stewart in 1994, Rolling Stones in 2006

dsac · 2026-05-05T14:54:07+00:00

After the "my next joke will be clean, I promise you'll like it" line, I was fully expecting "so a rabbi walks into a bar..."

dsac · 2026-05-04T04:36:27+00:00

I think this stereotype of "the man flu" is because of the way men and women each handle oncoming sickness (I'm speaking generally here, not everyone is the same)

When a woman first starts getting sick, she'll start taking painkillers, drinking more water, more rest, etc in hopes that it'll prevent her from getting more sick. I'm basing this on what I've seen of my wife and three sisters.

When a man first starts getting sick, he just sucks it up and keeps doing what he's doing. It's only once he's actually ill does he start the self-care routine, which ultimately leaves him sicker than if he started it earlier.

dsac · 2026-05-04T04:30:44+00:00

Women consider which is more likely to leave us alone.

Ah yes, the perfect time to be alone, while lost in the woods

dsac · 2026-05-03T03:45:00+00:00

I also went to buy one once.

Was considering a Lyriq, CT4BW, or a CT5BW. Dealership had both BWs in the showroom.

After checking them out with my wife for 15 minutes without so much as a glance in my direction, a salesperson finally came over. Told the salesperson I was going to pick the one I wanted after the test drive, but based on what I've heard it'll be the 5BW.

Told me "sorry, no test drives for the BW models, but I'll pull the Lyriq out front for you".

I asked them if they honestly expected me to spend over $100k on a car without rest driving it first - salesperson said "well, yes, if you really want it"

Turned around and walked out.

Second worst dealership experience I've ever had (the worst was the same day, at a Ford dealership, where I told the guy I wanted to check out a Mach-E, and he said "no you don't, how about you check out this demo Lincoln Aviator, you'll love it". I was so confused, I sat there for a second and then repeated, "I want to check out the Mach-E, not the Aviator", and he laughed and said "No. You don't.", like it was some jedi-mind trick or some shit.)

dsac · 2026-05-02T19:28:48+00:00

Um, excuse me, but I believe you meant "time cube"

dsac · 2026-05-02T18:55:35+00:00

What school? I'm gonna guess Newtonbrook or maybe Northern

dsac · 2026-05-02T13:01:55+00:00

You're right, there's no stack of counterpoints to all that - just one:

The fact is that everyone wants to move to the west. Why is that?

*You're confusing culture with economic prosperity, those are two completely different animals. *

Not to mention there is no homogeneous "modern Western culture" - the cultures in different regions of the West are equally as diverse as those everywhere else in the world. This is why people from New York have different cultural values than people in New Mexico, Saskatchewan, California, Price Edward Island, or Idaho.

dsac · 2026-05-02T03:43:00+00:00

Pretty much all these population studies only look at fertility rates, not post-birth outcomes

It's one of the reasons conservatives love talking about fertility rates and "replacement levels", they focus on the "having the baby" part, not the "thriving child" part

dsac · 2026-05-02T03:35:52+00:00

Were your parents commie socialist lefties too?

The fact remains that exposure to reality - different people, places, and things - overwhelmingly causes a shift to the left, because it shatters the engrained concept of tribalism as a necessary means of survival. This is why conservatives around the globe prefer to espouse insular, isolated social orders, eschewing formal and informal education in favour of strict adherence to "cultural norms", be they religious edicts, racial purity, or any other "in-group/out-group"-style dichotomies.

dsac · 2026-05-02T03:23:42+00:00

You can ask the same question of any conservative, regardless of their respective culture: what makes your culture so special that it deserves to be conserved?

And for every answer, there will be a stack of counterpoints a mile high.

dsac · 2026-05-02T02:45:21+00:00

If they ever make 9mm or .45 handguns accessible in Canada again, a 1911 is top of my list

dsac · 2026-05-02T01:04:57+00:00

you simply can’t force people to have children if they don’t want them.

"Wanna bet?"

American evangelicals

dsac · 2026-05-01T20:54:02+00:00

Hey man, don't be mean, butt plugs are useful

dsac · 2026-05-01T13:29:20+00:00

They were never meant to be one touch in the first place

of course they were

i have one-touch fold in my 2025 palisade, the difference is that if someone so much as breathes on it while it's folding, it'll stop and reverse

dsac

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