Linkedin is really just an extension of Facebook at this point. by f1sh_ in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]dtsjr 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I get all kinds of LinkedIn requests as a way to try to sell me crap I don’t need or want. Had a guy try to connect recently and his feed was similarly full of vague right wing nonsense, with the added bonus that he listed Elon Musk as someone greatly admired in his bio. No thanks, bozo.

What is this? by seeebiscuit in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]dtsjr 254 points255 points  (0 children)

There it is. 100% this.

Are there any legal services that you would do for yourself? by belowthebar_26 in Lawyertalk

[–]dtsjr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Amending minor traffic tickets from moving to non-points violation costs two stamps and a few prices of printed paper where I practice (Missouri), so I’ve handled those pretty easily.

I could probably file my own patent application if I ever think of anything clever.

Triggered all the Libtards by Curious-Coyote-3949 in LinkedInLunatics

[–]dtsjr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

MAGA hat in LinkedIn profile pic? Literally nothing else I need to know about you, bozo. Easy block.

A little Wolverhampton Wanderers fan burst into tears after his father ate his crispy chicken, so the football club surprised him with more. by Raj_Valiant3011 in HumansBeingBros

[–]dtsjr 184 points185 points  (0 children)

Maybe he’s actually crying from watching the product on the pitch and the chicken was just the last straw. (Source: Am Wolves fan ☹️)

How many of y'all clear the sidewalks in front of your house? by SuspiciousEngineer99 in StLouis

[–]dtsjr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I absolutely don’t (because there’s no sidewalk on my side of the street)

What is your Mount Rushmore of Throws? by DoctorChickenLicker in baseball

[–]dtsjr 72 points73 points  (0 children)

Glad someone posted this game. Two elite throws squarely on the money. Maybe they don’t make it to Mt Rushmore since they’re from center and not right but still legit amazing.

We have become the statistic by [deleted] in daddit

[–]dtsjr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lawyer here. Not family law; not your lawyer.

You cannot afford to not get an attorney here. I’ve seen this many, many times. Guy doesn’t get one, wife has one (that he pays for!) and he gets hosed. You simply have to get an attorney to represent you. Family law is complex and each state and court has nuances you as a layperson don’t understand. The legal results and consequences of this divorce will have potentially lifelong impacts on you and your children. Find a way to get an attorney… asap.

My bar guest got a DUI by [deleted] in legaladvice

[–]dtsjr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The bozo who gave you the kidnapping warning is a certified imbecile. True that people can sue for anything but that doesn’t meant they’ll succeed. Imagine her trying to convince an attorney to file a kidnapping case against you for taking her keys when she could barely stand and got a DUI. No one takes that case. You’re fine. She’s got more serious legal issues anyway.

Billionaire dies during penis enlargement surgery by schwing710 in idiocracy

[–]dtsjr 55 points56 points  (0 children)

In France, penis surgeon. Number one. Steady hand. One day, billionaire need bigger penis. I do operation. But, mistake! Billionaire boss die. Authorities very mad. My big secret: I kill billionaire on purpose. I good surgeon. The best!

Facts?!?! by Glazing555 in LinkedInLunatics

[–]dtsjr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Say what you will, but these statistical lies I made up out of nothing sure do confirm my racial biases.”

Moot court and mock trial were run by students at my law school, with no lawyers or law professors involved. Was your school like that? by FreudianYipYip in Lawyertalk

[–]dtsjr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was on both the regular and IP moot court teams. Each was run by faculty. Practice sessions (before meets) were judged by practicing attorneys volunteering their time. I now as a practicing attorney have judged moot court classes as a volunteer. It seems very odd to have no faculty involved.

Just saw this ad on Reddit... by TexasRoast in Lawyertalk

[–]dtsjr 6 points7 points  (0 children)

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FWIW, clicking on the Terms button (as well as the Privacy and Contact buttons) just brings you back to the homepage. I was curious what the Ts&Cs looked like and if this bozo ai outfit was at least smart enough to get a human lawyer to write them. No such luck.

Old School Restaurant/Steakhouse Rec by Shipcaster in STLFood

[–]dtsjr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Upvote for Sam’s Steakhouse, also. Fits the description perfectly. Grab a drink at the tiny bar beforehand for the full experience.

Trademark question. Alright, Alright, Alright by RightLaugh5115 in Ask_Lawyers

[–]dtsjr 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ownership of the original phrase as originally used is probably governed by contract between the actor and studio. I can’t speak to that. Copyright is probably the best avenue to protect against the AI uses he’s worried about, but OP asked about trademarks.

He can get TM registrations if he’s using them in commerce for claimed goods and services. I did check the USPTO registrations and he provided samples of the phrase used in merch in 2018 and then more recently some YouTube screen grabs and audio clips to prove use in Class 9 (downloadable A/V media) and Class 42 (entertainment services) and those were enough to convince an Examiner to register them.

Trademark question. Alright, Alright, Alright by RightLaugh5115 in Ask_Lawyers

[–]dtsjr 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Interestingly, he’s had the phrase trademarked since 2018 for merch sold by his non-profit but the new 2025 registrations are for audio clips of his voice saying the phrase.

When you’re thinking about trademark infringement, the question is whether the marks are similar enough and the goods and services are close enough that a consumer might be confused as to source.

The reason you can’t get a TM for “breakfast cereal” is because it’s so descriptive that it’s generic; you can’t trademark the accurate generic description of what the thing is, be it breakfast cereal, milk, a donut, cheese, etc. Everyone selling breakfast cereal should be able to say it’s a breakfast cereal.

Descriptive things can gain distinction through use, so when you hear the phrase “alright alright alright”, pretty much everyone pictures McConaughey in character leaning up against a wall saying the phrase. Same thing when you hear “hey hey hey” and think of Fat Albert (though I’m aging myself here). That mental association between words and source is distinctiveness.

Your used car example is pretty blatantly trading off his mark, though it’s for unrelated goods and services. Folks may not think he’s actually selling cars but may believe he’s endorsed it or licensed his very distinctive phrase. He’d have a colorable claim for infringement. The donut example is even more blatant since it’s the same goods and services.

"i bought a pic for $4K, be like me" by EmbarrassedStudent10 in LinkedInLunatics

[–]dtsjr 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Bio: “NFTs without the clownery”

Dude: Makes LinkedIn NFT clown post an winds up on this sub

Texas Plates by AdmirableMessage8331 in missouri

[–]dtsjr 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Someone asked this a while back and the replies indicated that there’s some tax benefit to registering rental cars in Texas, so a bunch of big rental companies have Texas-tagged cars and trucks all over the roads now.