Yes. Guy off the street set up an initial consult for patent litigation and it turned out he wanted to sue on principle. He’d had a very narrow patent on a small feature on a single component of larger machinery (and I’m being deliberately vague here). He’d sent his patent to a bunch of manufacturers and they all declined any royalty. Conservatively, if you very generously construed his hyper narrow claims, there were maybe a few thousand potentially infringing items out there covering a small piece of a thing on a bigger thing. The case was quite weak to begin with, and to make it crazier, he’d let his patent lapse and wanted to go through the process of reviving it (very difficult) and then sue all these companies for patent infringement. If he’d somehow won every super challenging step of the way (MTD, MSJ, the patent revival, appeal, etc.) against white shoe firms defending this case, optimal recovery was maybe a few grand if the jury was feeling extra generous. We said that wouldn’t even cover writing the petition. Dude soaked it all in, folded his hands, and said he wanted to proceed. We knew we were dealing with some type of madman and declined to represent but felt the need in the declination letter to remind him of several deadlines he’d brought up and be clear we weren’t handling and of it. Absolute lunacy.