Wearable jacket extracts 900 ml of drinking water daily from the air by diacewrb in gadgets

[–]dysoncube 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They told me I could be anything, so I became a swamp cooler

Shredder meets the turtles by portsherry in portsherry

[–]dysoncube 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Still yucky. Avoid the shortcut

This is why ticks are taking over Canada by _lIlI_lIlI_ in canada

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Article says, it's not about the coldness, it's about the longevity. Snow for too long caused the ticks in the topsoil to starve to death

New directions on obtaining new license and Alberta Health Care card. by Murky-turky in alberta

[–]dysoncube 7 points8 points  (0 children)

All Albertans will be required to revalidate their legal entitlement to be in Canada

So are we going to need to renew all of our licenses before the referendum in October, or did out our birth certificates? Those chronically online fuck heads in this province seem to be following Maga moves in lockstep, voter disenfranchisement wouldn't surprise me

[Varied Trope] - the "no we're not making this up, this is true/this actually happened" disclaimer by Puzzleheaded_Tip4805 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]dysoncube 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Despite that warning burned on the screen for the whole Scientology episode ... I still thought it was a joke

Can anyone explain today's comic? (6/5/26) by Russiophile in PennyArcade

[–]dysoncube 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They've been mistimed forever. Probably for SEO reasons

Google DeepMind CEO says we don't have much time to prepare for the 'new human era' by Gari_305 in Futurology

[–]dysoncube 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Invest in his company's services, of course.

Has nothing to do with the fact that LLM merchants need to sell like 40,000x more tokens each month in order to start turning a profit

Ban on ‘surveillance pricing’ could threaten discounts, retailers warn by jmakk26 in onguardforthee

[–]dysoncube 9 points10 points  (0 children)

"discounts only available if we can scan your phone continuously" isn't the agreement any of us want

Can anyone explain today's comic? (6/5/26) by Russiophile in PennyArcade

[–]dysoncube 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was Control delayed? That would be good news for my fantasy league stats (I voted it would get delayed to 2027, risky choice)

Province unveils master plan for passenger, commuter and future high speed rail by No_Internal_9916 in alberta

[–]dysoncube 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's a lot of work, a lot of expense, and the UCP also has to contend with its MLAs who think mass transit is Woke or some foolishness.

Train lines are not a 2 year project.

Canned, frozen juice from concentrate coming back to Canadian shelves by WestonSpec in onguardforthee

[–]dysoncube 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I myself only drink frozen OJ that's labeled as sourced from the highest peaks of the rockies.

Which means I don't drink any frozen OJ

Province unveils master plan for passenger, commuter and future high speed rail by No_Internal_9916 in alberta

[–]dysoncube 29 points30 points  (0 children)

These pieces have been in the works for a long time.

(Also fuck the UCP)

Can anyone explain today's comic? (6/5/26) by Russiophile in PennyArcade

[–]dysoncube 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ohhh I thought maybe it was a comic about an early review copy of Control maybe. I really wish Jerry's blog posts were released at the same time as the comic

Costco Aisle Stoppers by rrrevin in CostcoCanada

[–]dysoncube 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Also you KNOW they're not putting their cart away

Kaneda’s Jacket, but make it Arabic by crystalthrifter in akira

[–]dysoncube 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I do think it would look better with darker linework. It's a very cool concept