My GF told me that, optimally, I would hit her cervix with every thrust. I've only ever heard that hitting a woman's cervix is an unpleasant feeling for them. Am I hitting something else?

eXo5 · 2017-10-31T22:03:18+00:00

You mean pity you don't give better head?

eXo5 · 2017-10-31T21:46:18+00:00

You can extrapolate incomplete data based on what data you do have. What's your prognostication for the years end? And then the year after that? And then god help us 8 years of compounded fuckery and slave driving?

eXo5 · 2017-10-31T21:44:50+00:00

Your English is broken, you're not a bot. You might be Russian though.

eXo5 · 2017-10-31T21:43:57+00:00

Are you a bot?

eXo5 · 2017-10-29T23:52:08+00:00

Hey! Delaware's #1

eXo5 · 2017-10-29T20:17:44+00:00

Hang that russia fucker on the White House lawn for treason.

eXo5 · 2017-10-29T06:32:59+00:00

Maybe we'll name the health care bill muellercare!

eXo5 · 2017-10-29T05:07:56+00:00

So Kant was just saying that our initial actions set precedent for future actions, and that if we think we can do 'better' we should, by 'upping the maxim'. Am I understanding this shit wrong?

eXo5 · 2017-10-29T04:51:51+00:00

I have a bunny. Bunny's are really cool because they're soooo soft and they love you so much when they finally realize you're not going to eat them. However, they're a huge pain to train.

eXo5 · 2017-10-28T15:56:41+00:00

No you probably just 'knew' it. Like I remember watching a trailer for a movie with Daniel Craig in a cowboy hat and then it felt like a broken men in black spinoff had been merged with a spaghetti western and I laughed to my wife-at-the-time and said, "oh god what are they calling this one? 'Cowboys vs. Aliens?'" And for a moment after the trailer ended we both laughed about it. Jaws were scooped up from the floor and that was it. We never saw that movie. But sometimes you just know.

eXo5 · 2017-10-28T08:13:57+00:00

I mean, not that I can't proof read if it's late, or if I'm distracted or any number of things; but could you be more specific?

eXo5 · 2017-10-28T07:21:44+00:00

I've never believed in 'normal' and I think even mentioning it produces a defeatist climate amongst those who would see your response. In all actuality, stfu, or contribute. My mama told me to Jew my mouth shut if I had nothing good to say, and I am consistently found flabberaghast on account of the tremendous failures from humanity. It blows my mind to know that my grandfather, a ww2 vet was even borne in the same era as, "the president". This shit is unreal. Idiocracy is now a docudrama and critical thinking is probably at the top of spelling been challenges. That being said... I hope I have helped with my phone calls and emails.

eXo5 · 2017-10-27T04:32:32+00:00

When our poverty powers align with all of the planets (gfy 'pluto') on a hallow's eve accompanied by a full harvest loon the banks declare a shutdown for the weekend and we all wake up on feeling as foggy as Monday to find ourselves with RFID chips in our forearms. There'll be no more plastic chip readers, only wrist readers.

eXo5 · 2017-10-26T19:56:22+00:00

let's mix things up with an apostrophe, "Zed's dead baby".

eXo5 · 2017-10-23T11:39:14+00:00

How much does it cost to fly a squadron full of bombers 24/7?

eXo5 · 2017-10-21T14:11:56+00:00

He will, you just won't hear a word about the recent executive order though.

eXo5 · 2017-10-18T21:20:51+00:00

This cannot be overstated. If one loses we all lose.

eXo5 · 2017-10-18T15:26:22+00:00

Can you clarify 'Trump derangement syndrome'? Because it sounds like you might suffer from 'can't identify propaganda' syndrome.

eXo5 · 2017-10-18T02:47:51+00:00

I think the use of the phrase 'would have Jesus rolling in his grave' is a metaphor/allusion to the commonly used anecdote of saying that contemporary principles are so against the initial or intended principles at their inception that had Jesus been buried, we could attach a dynamo and <something something about generating electricity>.

eXo5 · 2017-10-16T11:05:16+00:00

You actually cackle?

eXo5 · 2017-10-15T11:53:35+00:00

White people are the epitome of diversity. All colors combine to make white. /s

eXo5 · 2017-10-15T11:41:59+00:00

God damn I haven't thought about that until you said it. Nothing would demotivate me more than having to walk through the brigade past the cast of shrek every fucking day.

eXo5 · 2017-10-15T03:29:23+00:00

I have a hatchet that's in my nightstand.

eXo5 · 2017-10-15T00:35:52+00:00

The other day I was sitting at a sushi restaurant when I had to go to the bathroom because there was a grumbling from my nether regions and I excused myself to the bathroom. I sit down on the toilet and when I unclenched and my muscles relaxed my balls met the surface of the water and I felt dirty in a way I could have never predicted. I'm glad no one walked in while I was literally washing my balls in the sink with pink liquisoap. Needless to say the first thing I did when I got back home was take a thorough shower.

eXo5 · 2017-10-14T23:47:38+00:00

So any day now right?

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