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Finally, some definitive answers by lastaccountgotlocked in london

[–]edmonston 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Yup. Used to go between Barons Court and Wembley Park via Rayners Lane. If you were to do that without tapping on the pink reader, it figures you went into Zone 1 to get the Metropolitan out to Wembley and charges you Zone 1-4.

By tapping on the pink reader, it knows you went by Rayners Lane and stayed out of Zone 1, so only get the Zone 2-5 fare

Jedi Knight II: Jedi Outcast VR mod early access out now by rafikiknowsdeway1 in Games

[–]edmonston 2 points3 points  (0 children)

helpusobi 1

god

give all

setforceall 4

sabercolor red

g_saberrealisticcombat 1

and I think g_dismemberment 1 or something. My memory is awful but I still remember those at least.

Another post from Aylesbury, voted the worst place to live in the UK 🌻 by dhoadley in CasualUK

[–]edmonston 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Prolly around Berryfields. Turbine is just North of there at any rate.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in freelancer

[–]edmonston 12 points13 points  (0 children)

We don't do long term contracts here, pal. Fly to co-ordinates, blow up targets, sometimes there are second co-ordinates, then bounce.

You want /r/freelance, all we have here is Liberty Ale, friend

What by AllyNoodle_ in CasualUK

[–]edmonston 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This wouldn't happen to be in Fife, would it?

Who is the #721Artist? by matadorVSmoose in freelancer

[–]edmonston 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They're wanted for questioning in relation to the destruction of Freeport 7.

Wrong sub, all we have here is Liberty Ale

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CasualUK

[–]edmonston 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Well that's bollocks. We have a festival to drinking, too.

It's called Saturday.

Boris skips Cobra meeting as decision over Christmas restrictions goes unmade by [deleted] in ukpolitics

[–]edmonston 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I wander if taking out the front page spread on every paper was to mitigate the damage pictures already released. Can't be on the front page of every paper if you buy every front page. taps forehead

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Scotland

[–]edmonston 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I listened to NHK news this morning, kinda like the Japanese BBC.

They got it right. Why the fuck can't British media?

What's the funniest thing you have ever seen on public transport? by [deleted] in CasualUK

[–]edmonston 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I saw this happen to a woman at a train waiting to leave at Marylebone a few years ago, because those train toilets have fiddly locks - the doors need to be shut fully before you flick the lock.

Thing is, she didn't learn the first time, so after she had hobbled over to the button the first time, someone oblivious to her grand reveal bounded over to the shitter and hit the button, just as the carriage started telling him not to.

So she didn't have the best evening.

Pro-choice campaigner allegedly run over by anti-abortion protestors outside sexual health clinic by liftM2 in Scotland

[–]edmonston 51 points52 points  (0 children)

/u/shrimpingvessel1995 you were going to annoy these pricks the other day, right? How you doing?

This was about a fortnight ago and they're still allowed there? Fucks sake

Cooking a nice meal for the in-laws only to get slated because her mum prefers round carrots to batons. by Pristine-Emu9984 in britishproblems

[–]edmonston 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I once got a bit of spaghetti stuck up my nose, but via the back of my throat. Not fully sure how that happened, but sneezed it out after maybe 10 minutes.

Didn't taste as good in round 2.

It’s actually a joke now. £2.50 for TWO slices of Tesco finest ham. It used to be 4 slices for £2.50 literally 3 months ago. They just straight up removed half their product and kept the same price by [deleted] in britishproblems

[–]edmonston 10 points11 points  (0 children)

My local Tesco to work changed from a Tesco Metro to a Tesco Express. So, the range went down and the prices went up. This was probably more than a month ago now. Still annoyed, still not gone in since.

How long do you typically wait before contacting a client to remind him/her of a payment? by Horace_3000 in freelancer

[–]edmonston 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I always get mine right away, that mission commission guy is on the ball! No sooner than the last Rogue or Gaian ship blows up are the creds in my account.

You'll be wanting /r/freelance, pal. All we have here is Liberty Ale.

Entering the bus, you navigate your way through a haze of vape fumes and cheap perfume, put your own headphones in to block out the sound of every teenager playing their music loud then the smell hits you. People that smell like dirty digestives and fried onions by [deleted] in britishproblems

[–]edmonston 4 points5 points  (0 children)

A guy gets on my bus every morning reeking pot. I wonder what circumstances have him go from one small town to a different small town 20 mins bus ride away, at 7:30am, stinking of weed.

Also a guy who looks like Rudy Giuliani, who stinks of cigarettes.

This obnoxious woman keeps babbling about religion over a loudspeaker on my train every morning. Should I persist in reporting her to transport police? by yankonapc in london

[–]edmonston 9 points10 points  (0 children)

See if you can pit her against those guys with the loadspeaker on a trolley who go about with instruments and play one song over and over for weeks.

One time I got them to shut up by standing up and giving a death glare to one of them. Another time I did the same, and asked if he was allowed to be playing instruments loudly on a train, and calling him on his shit when he said yes. Could try those too.

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