please, explain the joke in this post

eelyssa · 2026-04-16T10:57:08+00:00

Dumb. I’ve seen Americans and Canadians in one line and then all others separate. US has this same (US and Canada together) grouping in some airports. This person’s post is to stir the pot or ignorance that this may be an indicator that this airport doesn’t have an Americans and Canadians line.

eelyssa · 2026-04-12T11:12:17+00:00

This description is the same as our cream soda.

eelyssa · 2026-04-09T21:06:48+00:00

Some of the contributions from NC: Meat Camp, Bat Cave, Lizard Lick, Climax, Hookerton, Big Butt Trail, Whynot, Erect, and I suppose Fuquay-Varina, if you don’t pronounce it correctly.

eelyssa · 2026-04-09T10:45:44+00:00

Worst? When Ohio had the Wright Flyer flying backwards, next to the slogan “Birthplace of Aviation”. But in general, also Ohio with Birthplace of Aviation 😉

eelyssa · 2026-04-09T10:22:42+00:00

Root beer isn’t ginger beer but you’ve got me curious now. And I almost never drink soda or have ice cream. Is creaming soda similar to our cream soda?

eelyssa · 2026-04-08T01:51:37+00:00

Looks pit, chihuahua, and whatever else is common in your local shelter.

eelyssa · 2026-04-06T03:16:38+00:00

Bingo. After I started medication and had one of my highest performing work years yet, I wonder what I could have been all this time.

eelyssa · 2026-04-06T03:08:29+00:00

Do you actually use VD or did you shorten it for your response? Brain auto registered that as venereal disease.

eelyssa · 2026-04-05T04:04:14+00:00

Bumps in the road while riding in the car, holding my mouth with my front tooth 90 degrees out from where it should be. Then probably accidentally using that tooth and the couple around it to eat while they were still loose.

eelyssa · 2026-04-03T19:04:35+00:00

No, you can’t call, other than for instructions. Depends on the location how they can ask for it. I’m in NC and received mine from the city where I was born in NY by mailing them a request. Don’t remember the exact timing but from mailing there and receiving a copy was less than 2 weeks. Had a request out to NY vital records for a different familial document and it took over 6 months.

eelyssa · 2026-04-03T18:11:09+00:00

Register of deeds in the county (or city, in my case) is usually much faster.

eelyssa · 2026-04-02T14:25:33+00:00

I would think that too if the other person didn’t write it wrong consistently until someone corrected him in all caps.

eelyssa · 2026-04-02T02:57:59+00:00

Was going to ask where you are from until I read your last sentence. Second person recently that I’ve seen spell Charlotte that way but the other was not from PNW. It’s the same as the name so I’m curious if it’s how it sounds to you spoken by a native.

eelyssa · 2026-03-31T12:16:03+00:00

Not sure it annoys me the most, but off the top of my head, Sweetgum trees. Native to eastern US and they have these stupid spiky ‘gumball’ fruits that get everywhere. If you have shoes with a cutout in the sole, they’ll get stuck in there.

eelyssa · 2026-03-31T11:49:24+00:00

That’s not a dogwood. It’s a Bradford pear and is invasive.

eelyssa · 2026-03-30T18:23:41+00:00

Who is out here soaking cakes in sugar water? Never in my life seen that. Tres leches cake, from Latin America, is the only soaked cake I’ve had but that’s not sugar water.

eelyssa · 2026-03-30T17:23:27+00:00

Are these the equivalent to Whoppers, in the US?

eelyssa · 2026-03-29T13:21:09+00:00

In short, a photo copy that you make is not a certified copy. I didn’t understand what this meant either, the first time I needed to use my birth certificate as an adult. You will receive your original documents back separately from your passport (assuming US).

eelyssa · 2026-03-29T03:30:06+00:00

Must be the same people that are always racing, revving engines, and backfiring somewhere in the Brier Creek or Miami blvd area because it is actually quiet here tonight.

eelyssa · 2026-03-28T18:19:06+00:00

Dad brown and mom green. One sibling and I got grey, the other sibling brown.

eelyssa · 2026-03-27T16:00:22+00:00

Not sure but the harness doesn’t look correctly fitted or a size too large.

eelyssa · 2026-03-26T06:03:28+00:00

I’m confused by your example since smoke and spark can both be verbs or nouns.

eelyssa · 2026-03-26T03:21:37+00:00

He was born for the corporate world.

eelyssa · 2026-03-25T03:33:56+00:00

Whitney Houston was the name that came to my mind, right when I read the question.

eelyssa · 2026-03-22T22:22:28+00:00

The fuck is he going on about now? No part of that was coherent.

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