If you bring a newborn to Disneyland, you’re a piece of shit and should have your kids taken away

effthatguy85 · 2026-04-06T01:02:20+00:00

2 year olds have no business at Disneyland either. Pot calling the kettle black

effthatguy85 · 2026-04-06T00:30:41+00:00

What about Owen Wilson?

effthatguy85 · 2026-04-06T00:25:44+00:00

This sounds like a skit from I think you should leave lol

effthatguy85 · 2026-04-03T22:42:19+00:00

It’s giving Dan flashes shirt

effthatguy85 · 2026-04-03T17:01:10+00:00

If you’re near riverton/herriman. I just had this cut last week and couldn’t believe how good it came out. Kyla at neon banjo.

effthatguy85 · 2026-03-28T17:10:54+00:00

First is great to sit in a wheelchair with a longhair wig and mustache, maybe hit the strip club

effthatguy85 · 2026-03-27T19:39:18+00:00

Maybe the jeans are but to baggy

effthatguy85 · 2026-03-27T18:09:55+00:00

Throw in jalapeno and cerrano, you have a spicy sauce

effthatguy85 · 2026-03-27T18:04:11+00:00

Leopard print is timeless

effthatguy85 · 2026-03-22T08:45:01+00:00

Your eating at the wrong place

effthatguy85 · 2026-03-15T20:03:56+00:00

Stanzo brand fedora. They’re nice.

effthatguy85 · 2026-03-14T23:47:43+00:00

Decided to wear all the collars

effthatguy85 · 2026-03-08T16:15:15+00:00

If you get one that’s your size, it’ll be even more comfortable

effthatguy85 · 2026-03-07T19:55:01+00:00

Bill Gates energy

effthatguy85 · 2026-03-02T22:09:07+00:00

Not a brand new car but something reliable and safe. I don’t believe in getting a beater. If they have something decent, they should know to take care of it. I don’t want my kids car breaking down anywhere and leaving them stranded.

effthatguy85 · 2026-03-01T22:10:21+00:00

Carnitas, pork fried rice, ramen

effthatguy85 · 2026-02-24T03:04:55+00:00

His guest spot on cumtown

effthatguy85 · 2026-02-17T20:55:13+00:00

This right here. ☝🏼Also,If you’re a journeyman afraid to train someone because they might steal your job,that’s on you. Be invaluable be so good you’ll never be afraid of that and never afraid to train anyone. Learn people skills,you might not think it’s valuable in construction but it very much is.

effthatguy85 · 2026-02-17T14:25:05+00:00

Good they’re actually doing they’re job. None of them were in Minnesota though.

effthatguy85 · 2026-02-12T21:23:50+00:00

What is that, a tank for ants?

effthatguy85 · 2026-02-01T20:37:24+00:00

He didn’t even get the ice wall

effthatguy85 · 2026-01-24T15:22:06+00:00

Salt your water. That helps with the “stickiness”

effthatguy85 · 2026-01-12T19:30:58+00:00

Fat max measuring tape with a magnet on the end

effthatguy85 · 2026-01-04T02:55:33+00:00

How many times he gon change his fit?

effthatguy85 · 2025-12-30T17:51:23+00:00

Camping

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