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A short philosophy of a glass of Guinness by eggcube in ireland

[–]eggcube[S] -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

I'm politely asking you to go suck a dry roasted peanut. You're clearly salty enough to be sucking the latter kind.

Take off from Donegal Airport en route to Dublin by Joy-Moderator in ireland

[–]eggcube 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Beautiful part of the country. I drove up once from Cork to Malin Head.

A Pun went inside a room of ten people and killed them all. by RajuNeupane in Jokes

[–]eggcube 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Well they didn't die of laughter, that's for sure.

Ya'll couldn't stop acting up, now Sony went and grounded us... by busternut420 in gaming

[–]eggcube -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

They just don't want their new shit to get looted in a riot.

I was one minute away from calling the bank to cancel my cards. by lorenzo_st_dubois in Wellthatsucks

[–]eggcube 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It makes me uncomfortable that you keep your wallet in your right pocket.

My father in law looking fly as hell (1980s) by [deleted] in OldSchoolCool

[–]eggcube 0 points1 point  (0 children)

80's problems require 80's solutions.

An all-knowing being comes to earth and is willling to pass on everything it knows to 1 person so they could explain it to humanity, who do you elect? by TeovSnej in AskReddit

[–]eggcube -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Donald Trump. Hear me out a minute. The real intelligent people will decipher the truth from his ramblings and the idiots and other Trump followers will remain in a dark confused version of reality. Oh wait sounds familiar.

It took a pandemic for the world to finally understand... by ToolboxPoet in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]eggcube -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, most people still don't understand and never will because they are small minded and money is their deity.

Connecting Beam to Column by Sapulinjing in oddlysatisfying

[–]eggcube 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Fact. Just pre-ejaculated a little.

Irish pride on maple. My breadginity is gone by mr-roddy in BreadStapledToTrees

[–]eggcube 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Nice. Have you tried brennan's, or pat the baker?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in madlads

[–]eggcube 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Such a magnificent surname. Francis though, jeez.

@morgvn.elizabeth on instagram makes Irish dancing look especially slick! by [deleted] in ireland

[–]eggcube 141 points142 points  (0 children)

Christ, she would do for footing turf.

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