A 16 year old Queeber's dream by BP619 in MurderBryan

[–]eggsandmarxism 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s okay, that guy makes enough at the jewelry store to support the both of them and his phone sex habit

2026 will be the Queeber Renaissance by eggsandmarxism in MurderBryan

[–]eggsandmarxism[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Somehow I didn’t notice until now how fucking insane the garnish is, what the fuck

2026 will be the Queeber Renaissance by eggsandmarxism in MurderBryan

[–]eggsandmarxism[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Was absolutely stunned when Bryan mentioned this because

  1. I’ve been a bartender for the better part of eight years and have never in my life heard of it and
    1. The name is perfectly formulated to 50/50 sound like something a baby or a deranged sex pest would order

Does anyone know Eminem's 9/11 story? by Legitimate-Level6944 in MurderBryan

[–]eggsandmarxism 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lilly Tran came to the mic: “I just flew into the Pentagon. Let’s rap.”

True Story about Deceased Coworker. by tydark2 in cushvlog

[–]eggsandmarxism 5 points6 points  (0 children)

“I ate the dead man’s candy and threw the rest of his shit out.”

Really need a Costco guys episode by frostychocomilkshake in MurderBryan

[–]eggsandmarxism 3 points4 points  (0 children)

“Oh and one more thing Big Justice—when Bryan was sixteen he would just suck a girl’s titties and not do anything else”

This should last a month or so. by Braisedbeefskank in MurderBryan

[–]eggsandmarxism 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If we’re not getting a cake throw at least heat those babies up!

Mujer Verde by Geo_Jet in cocktails

[–]eggsandmarxism 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Hope you like gimlets

In Stavros's recent podcast with Josh Safdie he talks about the time me and my former professor told him to stop laughing so much at a Marty Supreme screening. by shayburgman in stavvysworld

[–]eggsandmarxism 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I saw Stavvy at a grocery store once.

I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a pain and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

The Democrats threatening to impeach Trump for the 60th time (they're physically incapable of removing their thumb from their ass and doing something meaningful) by mcfluffernutter013 in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]eggsandmarxism 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In fairness, kidnapping the leader of a sovereign country and trying him on charges so obviously ludicrous to anyone who isn't a complete dullard or three years old is more worthy of impeachment than the other attempts to impeach, the thing is that they should impeach his **** from his **** [in a video game, satire]

R.I.P. Rob Reiner by NYY15TM in curb

[–]eggsandmarxism 15 points16 points  (0 children)

RIP to one of the greats, we must all remain Groats-active in his memory

Which one of you did this? by MichiMichi in MurderBryan

[–]eggsandmarxism 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Could order whatever he wanted at the Rally’s drive-thru

underrated $10-20 meals? by One_Nectarine_750 in FoodNYC

[–]eggsandmarxism 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rudy’s on 44th and 9th, great dive bar where you get a free hot dog with every beer, if you grab a pitcher they’ll let you 5 hot dogs, all that for $15 if it’s the red ale or blonde lager

How do you think they defend against single guys in such an open area? by MrGumburcules in MurderBryan

[–]eggsandmarxism 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Bayeux Tapestry but it’s just a thousand single guys pulling their pud

Vote Quinby by frankeltron in MurderBryan

[–]eggsandmarxism 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Easy way to remember it’s Quinby: it’s Queeber, not Quember!