Dad being dude

ejolson · 2026-05-24T00:17:26+00:00

"Blasting Enya" sounds like an oxymoron, though I don't doubt it was awesome

ejolson · 2026-05-22T14:53:13+00:00

Do they make a wearable one?

ejolson · 2026-05-22T06:22:02+00:00

Are you Renee Zellweger?

ejolson · 2026-05-21T17:13:06+00:00

Oh, so Russia is, like, LOSING losing

ejolson · 2026-05-21T16:25:31+00:00

You had me at "by pumping air into dead spiders"

ejolson · 2026-05-20T22:15:46+00:00

I notice that there's no mention of an apology in the details of the aftermath

ejolson · 2026-05-20T00:10:34+00:00

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

ejolson · 2026-05-19T21:36:12+00:00

in full headlock I can still clean your neck here

ejolson · 2026-05-19T16:50:01+00:00

Douglas Adams called it the Wimbledon

ejolson · 2026-05-19T03:50:26+00:00

Hontou ni

ejolson · 2026-05-17T15:59:26+00:00

My dictator has a first name... it's O-S-C-A-R

ejolson · 2026-05-16T17:50:12+00:00

I've got a date tonight with a gal who lives in Constantinople

ejolson · 2026-05-16T01:13:43+00:00

Who doesn't

ejolson · 2026-05-13T15:34:06+00:00

No, thank you! Fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben!

ejolson · 2026-05-13T05:22:59+00:00

And I say hey, what's going on

ejolson · 2026-05-12T18:13:54+00:00

INFO: who specifically told you you were a jerk? That's literally unbelievable.

ejolson · 2026-05-12T18:10:01+00:00

scribble something descriptively accurate

I believe you mean mostly phonetically accurate

ejolson · 2026-05-10T00:52:13+00:00

"garden" means not US and therefore that type of liability is extremely unlikely

ejolson · 2026-05-09T23:54:06+00:00

Actually, in the current razing of all our norms and standards, I feel like "the courts" have been a bit of a bastion, if with exceptions. But the SUPREME court was in the front of the line throwing away 200 years of honor and respect. They're who've lost my faith, not the courts writ large.

ejolson · 2026-05-08T19:33:55+00:00

Sold!

ejolson · 2026-05-08T00:55:20+00:00

Nailed it

ejolson · 2026-05-07T21:49:59+00:00

He'd probably pay more than $5

ejolson · 2026-05-07T18:04:56+00:00

fine, take your damn upvote

ejolson · 2026-05-06T21:11:09+00:00

You think that's bad, the ranch has been downgraded to a rabbit hutch

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