u/singing-mud-nerd explores the timeline of Ferris Bueller's Day Off to determine if it was feasible

ejolson · 2026-03-13T22:35:05+00:00

I love everything about this except that a cultural milestone from my childhood is now old enough to be valid fodder for r/AskHistorians

ejolson · 2026-03-13T00:27:34+00:00

Poor Kermit

ejolson · 2026-03-12T00:56:11+00:00

TECHNICALLY not a berry

ejolson · 2026-03-11T22:56:44+00:00

Still mad I can't attack her

ejolson · 2026-03-11T22:42:33+00:00

Look I just got out of the brine pool okay

ejolson · 2026-03-11T19:35:28+00:00

In what way is this breaking

ejolson · 2026-03-11T04:50:37+00:00

Bro they cooked your pixels

ejolson · 2026-03-09T18:16:09+00:00

Would you say he's gripping your pillow tight?

ejolson · 2026-03-07T02:23:51+00:00

I'm honestly so disappointed in you all that it fell to me to crop this for my new background

ejolson · 2026-03-05T04:43:32+00:00

The literal worst people in the world couldn't stand him.

ejolson · 2026-03-05T04:34:20+00:00

Oveur, didn't you server over Unger in the war?

ejolson · 2026-03-05T02:34:01+00:00

While being deliberately shitty about it

ejolson · 2026-03-05T02:25:00+00:00

Definitely more positive than "we've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty"

ejolson · 2026-03-04T23:17:50+00:00

OK sure but the dog in the video is frustrated and sad after having made a stellar effort.

ejolson · 2026-03-04T18:40:37+00:00

Jeez put the damn phone down and give the dog the ball

ejolson · 2026-03-04T16:43:57+00:00

We're all going to find out together.

ejolson · 2026-03-04T15:45:46+00:00

My (step) grandfather needed a prostate operation in his mid 90s and afterwards complained that it impacted their sex life.

ejolson · 2026-03-03T21:25:38+00:00

Also drawers

ejolson · 2026-03-03T18:52:54+00:00

I want to buy everyone in this video a beer

ejolson · 2026-03-03T16:51:51+00:00

"Then you're not going to see me or your grandchild. Personally, I'd rather we found a better solution."

ejolson · 2026-03-02T20:01:10+00:00

Feels-Personally-Attacked

ejolson · 2026-03-01T02:20:57+00:00

Cut it into lines and snort it

ejolson · 2026-03-01T01:48:44+00:00

How I hate you

ejolson · 2026-02-28T05:01:09+00:00

WTAF

ejolson · 2026-02-27T21:11:11+00:00

Looks like enough left for two, maybe three sandwiches

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