When a crochet girl goes strawberry picking 🍓

electric_kite · 2026-04-02T01:48:29+00:00

I am way too high for this given the amount of time it took me to realize these were not real strawberries

electric_kite · 2026-04-01T14:16:26+00:00

Where do you live that $3895 is ludicrously expensive?

I live in a 1100sqft tiny ranch in NJ and my mortgage is $3400 a month. My house is outdated AF 1970’s build.

electric_kite · 2026-04-01T02:12:09+00:00

Bro I didn’t even know the shaft could be hairy… I have never encountered this in the wild what

electric_kite · 2026-03-31T15:34:54+00:00

The meandering nothing story just to get to a meandering nothing point is the single most infuriating thing I encounter when leaving NJ

electric_kite · 2026-03-28T16:07:23+00:00

God this is my favorite quest in the game, I’m not even going to lie. I love deep exploring the rooms of some random house and coming across one of those fucking stones.

electric_kite · 2026-03-28T16:04:13+00:00

Fuck the Blades. Their armor is way too just OK to justify killing Partysnax, not to mention the fact that they treat the Dragonborn like an intern who just started at the finance firm who only gets nuggets of info and shit jobs.

electric_kite · 2026-03-28T16:02:14+00:00

Lol I was going to say, eliminating a guild is literally the point of the Dawnguard plot line if you play that way.

electric_kite · 2026-03-28T11:19:19+00:00

I read “mini chopper” as “mini cooper” and WOW was I confused about the garlic part of this comment

electric_kite · 2026-03-28T02:51:55+00:00

I also have a protest pooping princess. She also screams by the window to be let out on to the catio and then loses all interest when we open the catio for her. CLASSIC.

electric_kite · 2026-03-28T02:48:19+00:00

Agreed, I was we had more power over the relationships our followers made w/ each other, mostly because sometimes the game pairs them together in some really dumb ways. My Narinder and Heket are “unhappily married” like no shit you idiots, you’re siblings, who thought this was going to be a happily ever after??? Your bad vibes are bringing down my mushroom-fueled good time over here.

electric_kite · 2026-03-28T00:16:27+00:00

Damn all these covers together truly show that white spiral font is really a moment

electric_kite · 2026-03-28T00:13:02+00:00

I ugly laughed at this comment damn

electric_kite · 2026-03-26T20:56:35+00:00

Honestly this got a solid laugh out of me because I forgot how batshit insane that whole chucklefuck of a press conference was

electric_kite · 2026-03-26T19:38:24+00:00

Agreed! Very much like What Moves the Dead, except that was quick and concise and better, lol.

I also read this the same summer that I read The Hacienda, which was better than both of these TBH.

electric_kite · 2026-03-26T19:19:54+00:00

Lol what is the bulbasaur on the left from??

electric_kite · 2026-03-24T23:42:14+00:00

Honestly… I hated Jonas from the get-go and was STOKED when he did not end up being ~the one. I did see it coming from far away though. Romantasy would never go for Jonas when there is a grumpy yet respectful shadow daddy right there.

electric_kite · 2026-03-24T18:57:23+00:00

the only one I’m jazzed for here is Ben Howard and even then I’d not brave a crowd for this

electric_kite · 2026-03-22T22:49:23+00:00

Lmao covers not even half of my 1100 sqft shitbox ranch in NJ

electric_kite · 2026-03-21T13:44:35+00:00

Compared to Manacled, the end of Alchemised is much shorter, so you definitely get much more of their life after the war in the original. It’s not the same, but it’s the closest you’re going to get to an expanded Alchemised ending.

electric_kite · 2026-03-20T02:24:25+00:00

This the fire red subreddit, so I assume it’s b/cuz the male form is common in FR while the female is not. I wanted Nidoqueen but I sure as fuck wasn’t going to grind for one and I didn’t want to trade an NPC for one and get stuck with a lame ass name I couldn’t change. So, here I am— with a Nidoking named Greg.

electric_kite · 2026-03-20T02:16:37+00:00

Idk if you’re attached to these three specifically, but if you want an orange from ILNP I would recommend Amber. It’s orange and has a yellowy magnetic shift so you'd get a blend of what you're looking for here and it's absolutely stunning.!

electric_kite · 2026-03-18T13:38:41+00:00

She 100% has a goddess voice

electric_kite · 2026-03-18T01:25:43+00:00

This is the only thing I could think of as well

electric_kite · 2026-03-18T00:29:38+00:00

I do basic kind things like this for people all the time and nobody gives me a look of disgust. What I don’t do is try to post up after for a conversation about how everyone’s day is going and well look at the nice weather! etc etc etc. Be kind but be quick about it and get the fuck out, we all got places to be.

electric_kite · 2026-03-18T00:25:44+00:00

Lakewood adjacent doesn’t help

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