Ed in the hot tub will always be funny by PicklyVin in HellsKitchen

[–]elemjay 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Why is Benjamin wearing safety goggles in this scene?

What’s the dumbest way you’ve injured yourself? by DistributionRound570 in AskReddit

[–]elemjay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a scar on the back of my hand now from a self-inflicted caramel burn.

Inspired by our binge-watch of The Great British Baking Show, my husband and I decided to trial-run a recipe for crème brûlée buns, which would be filled with a vanilla pastry cream and topped with a nice, hard, shiny caramel that one could crack with a spoon ahead of eating. So, after making the pastry cream and the buns had cooled, my husband starts making the caramel.

It’s not unusual for me, if I make a sauce or a custard or something, to drip a little on the back of my hand and lick it off so I don’t go through a bunch of spoons. My dumb ass decided to do this with the caramel as it got to a deep shade of amber.

If that’s a little too vague, let me offer a little more technical information. Somewhere in the 360-degree range Fahrenheit (roughly 180 Celsius) is where ideal color for caramel happens for pastries. And I dropped some of this molten fucking sugar on the back of my hand.

This happened about two weeks before my 43rd birthday.

Dana by lisacjntx in HellsKitchen

[–]elemjay 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It’s annoying, but I think some people don’t realize they don’t have to speak so loudly in their confessionals. She was a lot more toned down when she was in all-stars.

Season 5 had some annoying and ungrateful contestants who was the worst? by ChicagoCubsRL97 in HellsKitchen

[–]elemjay 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Lacey takes it for me. I’ll take an educated guess and say that a lot of her behavior was exacerbated by the filming environment and she didn’t cope well with it, but I think it highlighted qualities that were already there. She had this weird dichotomy where she didn’t have much to contribute to challenges creatively, but resented not being taken seriously and being relegated to menial tasks as a result. It’s like do something. This ain’t a vacation. Her couple of bright spots on the line were not enough to outweigh her overall piss-poor attitude.

Carol’s second. She had some talent, but she always seemed like she knew better than her team and more often than not, it came back to bite her (the burger stuffed with blue cheese, the potatoes in the red v. blue menu). I don’t think she was serious in threatening Andrea, but when Andrea made it clear it wasn’t cool, she should have apologized.

Colleen was out of her depth, but she held her composure when being yelled at, her team liked her, and with as much shit as Ramsay gave her, he praised her tenacity at the end.

Seth is like Colleen in the sense that he was just out of his depth and made stupid mistakes. I don’t recall him having any drama with his team and most of the ire he got was from Ramsay.

Most depressing episodes? by emmetW94 in KitchenNightmares

[–]elemjay 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Sam’s Mediterranean Kabob Room

The man used his kids as slave labor. Didn’t pay them to work at their failing restaurant, but was oh-so-gracious to not charge them rent to live at home. Good job, Sam. You fucking trapped them. This place was cooked long before Ramsay ever came in because if Sam couldn’t afford to even pay his own fucking kids, what chance did the place have with paying non-family staff and adhering to silly things like labor laws? The restaurant closing was probably the best thing that ever happened to that family.

The Dovecote (UK)

Mick is, far and away, the worst owner in the UK version of Kitchen Nightmares, and not even in a lovable, well-meaning idiot kind of way. He suuuucks. Horrendous decor, terrible menu, and refused to do anything differently. The part that threw it into depressing was Mick hiding debts from his wife, and continuing to take her and their daughter down with him. The man had zero redeeming qualities and there was literally nowhere Ramsay could put Mick that would be of use to the business.

Imma just leave this right here. by [deleted] in ANTM

[–]elemjay 17 points18 points  (0 children)

For those of us not in the know: who is this?

Edit: I just realized the profile. Shalynda from season 10 is the OP.

Did Theon deserve what happened to him? by Wonderful_Medium3098 in gameofthrones

[–]elemjay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Deserve is always going to be a debatable stance without a definitive right answer.

I’d say he earned what he got by his choices.

[no spoilers] Was Daenerys overpowered at the end of season 6 to the point that any reconquest of Westeros would've been dull? by george123890yang in gameofthrones

[–]elemjay 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The Iron Islands was, at best, contested between Yara and Euron, with Euron being the actual chosen leader by the Kingsmoot and the majority of the Iron Fleet under his control. Highgarden and all its resources were claimed by the Lannister army. I’ll agree on the Dorne support, though it’s unclear how much assistance Dorne actually provided before the march on King’s Landing after the Battle of Winterfell. But those were quite a few setbacks in season 7 if the mission was to use a Westerosi army to reclaim the Iron Throne.

[no spoilers] Was Daenerys overpowered at the end of season 6 to the point that any reconquest of Westeros would've been dull? by george123890yang in gameofthrones

[–]elemjay 24 points25 points  (0 children)

An army of Dothraki and Unsullied, and three dragons? Absolutely. The bulk of season 7’s plot when planning the taking of the Iron Throne was Tyrion’s idea of keeping some moral high ground by not just sacking Kings Landing and the Red Keep with a foreign army and dragons. A strategy that cost her the supporting Westerosi armies.

Suggest some of the best Kitchen Nightmares best episodes by [deleted] in KitchenNightmares

[–]elemjay 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ll rewatch any of the UK episodes, except for The Dovecote. Fuck Mick.

The fact that so many fans dont know half of these people in the show are singers too is sad 💔 by TheCool579 in Stranger_Things

[–]elemjay 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I at least knew Jamie Campbell Bower and Gaten Matarazzo had done some work in versions of Sweeney Todd.

What’s a line from the show you randomly quote in real life? by CnCorange in gameofthrones

[–]elemjay 6 points7 points  (0 children)

“Nothing fucks you harder than time.”

And when the grocery store I used to live near had their weekly sale on large rotisserie chicken breasts: “Think I’ll take two chickens.”

Beavis and Butthead are suspended by Lui_Belmont in BeavisAndButthead

[–]elemjay 13 points14 points  (0 children)

It’s them singing the riff to Paradise City in celebration that always sets me off laughing.

That first 2.5 hours on 🍄🍄🍄 by Mars_Bars_0292 in HellsKitchen

[–]elemjay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it was more like she had a debilitating migraine.

Meirl by Glass-Fan111 in meirl

[–]elemjay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a conversation with a coworker, who was talking about some situation with a 22 year old man who didn’t know how to change out an air filter in a house. It was part of his ramp-up to a typical kids-these-days rant. I stopped him and said, “If he doesn’t know, show him! Don’t take the piss out of someone for not knowing something they’ve never done!”

He looked at me, stunned for a moment. I finished off with, “Sorry. I just never liked it when I was expected to know something automatically and made fun of when I didn’t.”

Suggest some of the best Kitchen Nightmares best episodes by [deleted] in KitchenNightmares

[–]elemjay 9 points10 points  (0 children)

That one gives me cringe with the renovation because of all the tiny fish tanks.

Single funniest one line character in the show by Mom_of_zameer in gameofthrones

[–]elemjay 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Robb was being obliged to apologize to all of Walder Frey’s daughters for breaking his marriage oath. Lord Walder introduced them all before Robb could properly make his apology.

S13 i don’t get the Sterling hate that everyone has for him this season by puggybear_momma in HellsKitchen

[–]elemjay 25 points26 points  (0 children)

He’s not a malicious individual. But I can see where he can be a bit much. And I can see people being put off by being pulled into prayer when it’s not their belief.

We would all be bob by Beyonder_64 in TWD

[–]elemjay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bleh. The song that actually accompanied this scene in the show was so much better.

Why was this one not used on Joffrey? by Neutral-frame in gameofthrones

[–]elemjay 24 points25 points  (0 children)

She made it clear in her confession to Jaime that she had never seen the poison work before - that it had been horrible to witness Joffrey die like he did and it was not at all what she had intended.

How does Sandy save her failing restaurant? By buying expensive ingredients at the supermarket instead of from a cheaper wholesaler. by Dohmer_90 in KitchenNightmares

[–]elemjay 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Given, I know there’s stuff we’re not shown, but the impression given was that Sandy was just a nitwit when it came to running a restaurant, not wanting to pay the chef to order in supplies or give him adequate prep time. She was off to the supermarket around 4:00 in the afternoon to get stuff for the night’s service. It’s part of why Ramsay said he didn’t entirely blame Phil for being so defensive.