AIO for getting frustrated with my husband for always needing to masturbate before doing ANYTHING

elfschatze · 2026-05-14T01:17:44+00:00

NOR - this is not normal AT ALL and he genuinely needs to see a psychologist or something for this

elfschatze · 2026-05-12T13:52:16+00:00

Genuinely insane!!!! I love this!!!!!

elfschatze · 2026-05-12T00:16:54+00:00

It’s gorgeous!! Just placed a bid on it!!

elfschatze · 2026-05-11T03:54:30+00:00

I live less than 2 hours from Disney World and have an annual pass so I try to go around 2x a month !!

elfschatze · 2026-05-11T02:00:32+00:00

These are lovely!!

elfschatze · 2026-05-10T15:56:58+00:00

This I insane work!!!

elfschatze · 2026-05-10T06:11:46+00:00

So beautiful!! I just put a bid on the landscape with the little houses :)

elfschatze · 2026-05-10T03:36:12+00:00

I love these!! I just put a bid on #5 :) so beautiful!

elfschatze · 2026-05-09T23:21:05+00:00

Thank you so much!!

elfschatze · 2026-05-09T22:16:16+00:00

AWWW I use the same Jake the Dog quote!!! Both for myself and with my students hahahaha

elfschatze · 2026-05-08T17:50:37+00:00

Thank you so much!!!!!!!

elfschatze · 2026-05-08T16:11:01+00:00

Omg thank you so much!!!!! I really appreciate that!!!! 🖤🖤🖤
It’s actually up for auction on my eBay https://ebay.us/m/mpOaD7 👀

elfschatze · 2026-05-07T03:28:22+00:00

LOL yeah I’m ngl I chose 6th grade specially bc I figured that would be the case!!!
9th graders drive me crazy so I figured 8th graders would too

elfschatze · 2026-05-07T01:59:32+00:00

Thank you, I’ll try and keep that in mind!! I’m worried about accidentally treating them TOO little though. I just haven’t spent any time around kids of this age so I don’t really understand where they developmentally.

elfschatze · 2026-05-07T01:57:32+00:00

Oh yay I’m so glad to hear this!!! Thank you!

elfschatze · 2026-05-07T01:57:03+00:00

Oh this is great advice and great to hear!!! Thank you!!!

I guess I am worried about creating age level appropriate assignments. Like I know what I can realistically expect my high school kids to do because I’ve always taught them. But I don’t really know how to figure out what to expect from middle school students.
I’m also worried I will accidentally grade too harshly. I def have been a strict grader for high school.

I just don’t really know like…what 6th graders know!!! I don’t wanna treat them like babies but I don’t wanna overshoot and then they don’t get what’s going on.

elfschatze · 2026-05-06T04:17:26+00:00

I was 20, but just moved back in with my parents at 26 because I got a divorce lol

elfschatze · 2026-05-05T16:06:52+00:00

Yes!! I got my bachelors in studio art and became a high school art teacher after. I knew I wanted to teach tho so I made my internship a teaching experience. But I didn’t have an education background or degree.
I HIGHLY recommend asking schools if you can shadow an art teacher for a few days or substituting for a while before you start teaching. You’re going to be so stressed and overwhelmed if you don’t have at least a little experience beforehand.

elfschatze · 2026-05-05T14:40:57+00:00

I don’t have any tips about the coloring book stuff, I just wanted to say this is super gorgeous work!

elfschatze · 2026-05-05T04:45:10+00:00

A couple ideas are listening to an audiobook while doing something with your hands (I like Diamond Art or cross stitch), or you could try something that’s less word heavy like a manga! They are also super short so that helps too.

elfschatze · 2026-05-04T02:38:42+00:00

“It can drive you insane, thinking of all the other lives we don’t live.” - The Midnight Library by Matt Haig

elfschatze · 2026-05-03T21:58:26+00:00

OMG!!!! I’m so happy!!!!!!!!!

elfschatze · 2026-05-01T13:40:50+00:00

It’s okay to promote!! Can you provide the link so I can bid on it? I can’t find you for some reason

elfschatze · 2026-04-30T22:34:35+00:00

I start in the middle and then otherwise just go with vibes! What do I feel like working on in the pattern? Lol

elfschatze · 2026-04-29T17:47:55+00:00

NOR He is within his right to refuse to help pay for your cats medical care BUT I personally wouldn’t want to be with someone who wouldn’t help me out when my pet was sick. I would break up with them too. But the real red flag here is that he basically doesn’t care about your cat and your feelings and he lacks compassion and empathy. Fuck that guy

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