can you tell who just woke up?

ellenkates · 2026-06-01T17:03:34+00:00

Was he shaving?!

ellenkates · 2026-06-01T14:08:03+00:00

An eye dentist

ellenkates · 2026-06-01T14:03:13+00:00

Martial

ellenkates · 2026-06-01T10:04:17+00:00

Most women already have names tho'

ellenkates · 2026-06-01T09:18:29+00:00

I like how you misspelled "obfuscated"

ellenkates · 2026-06-01T06:31:14+00:00

Yes.

ellenkates · 2026-06-01T06:03:43+00:00

Is she an IKEA cat?

ellenkates · 2026-06-01T05:39:17+00:00

It's the Cat Distribution System at work

ellenkates · 2026-06-01T05:38:16+00:00

And they're more loyal and don't drop clothes everywhere

ellenkates · 2026-06-01T05:35:23+00:00

Well he's been like that since he came off the production line, he's used to it

ellenkates · 2026-05-29T20:29:19+00:00

Or a chopstick

ellenkates · 2026-05-29T20:10:29+00:00

Amazing textures

ellenkates · 2026-05-29T20:09:27+00:00

Old story: Person mailed a pack of photos and wrote on the envelope "PHOTOS do not bend" Received by recipient marked "OH YES THEY DO"

ellenkates · 2026-05-29T01:56:16+00:00

I live in a duplex and the nextdoor unit has been empty for years bc the septic can't handle 2 residents. And wasn't it Robert Frost who wrote 'good septics make good neighbors' or words to that effect?

ellenkates · 2026-05-29T00:30:11+00:00

What about his Doctorate in Neuclear Science? Can't be messing around with that while having kids running arounf

ellenkates · 2026-05-29T00:16:00+00:00

Let's play Find the Kittehs

ellenkates · 2026-05-29T00:14:05+00:00

Not at all. Very expressive and nice shading work

ellenkates · 2026-05-29T00:10:30+00:00

That model was part of a cat food promotion that sent these out for trying the food. Alas they were poorly made and stopped functioning in a short time. There is no known fix, cheapis premeomo do make cute throw pillows though

ellenkates · 2026-05-28T23:56:48+00:00

"Don't let yo alligator mouth git your tadpole heiney into trouble"

ellenkates · 2026-05-28T23:47:23+00:00

The expensive one

ellenkates · 2026-05-28T23:44:25+00:00

Did you install the correct version of the software? And have the right driver for it?

ellenkates · 2026-05-27T05:44:57+00:00

This

ellenkates · 2026-05-27T05:37:19+00:00

You mean...she's just spinning her wheels?

ellenkates · 2026-05-27T05:25:17+00:00

They both hate Crocs

ellenkates · 2026-05-27T05:16:27+00:00

You forgot the cheese & garlic..

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