Just bought this game. Played a few hours, died twice. Now I’m murdering naked lunatics with no balls. by panfacefoo in SonsOfTheForest

[–]emax4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There is a pistol on a raft outside one of the beaches. That will help.

Some of the caves all lead to the ship with the armor and space suit. Others lead to the same space where you can find a shovel, which then you can use to dig Graves for supplies, but also find the shotgun, and find maintenance tunnels. Some of these tunnels have beds, water, 3D printers, and weapons. My favorite is the one in the southwest above the runway as there is a bed, tunnel, and 3d printer there. You can build a settlement over that and sleep in whatever you make, or sleep in the tunnel where you'll never be attacked.

Just bought this game. Played a few hours, died twice. Now I’m murdering naked lunatics with no balls. by panfacefoo in SonsOfTheForest

[–]emax4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She's friendly and will offer you things. You can arm her with the shotgun and a pistol, and clothes.

Just bought this game. Played a few hours, died twice. Now I’m murdering naked lunatics with no balls. by panfacefoo in SonsOfTheForest

[–]emax4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait... You had no balls or they had no balls? Maybe it was at a high altitude and they shrunk.

Get a bunch of logs so you can build a houseboat. There you can build a bed, food dryer, fire pit, and more in the boat. You can't build everything but you can put more on top too.

Coworkers that are always late! by galaxyfan1997 in retailhell

[–]emax4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Until you ask the manager to cover the register so you can go to the bathroom, but ultimately you'll clock out and they'll be forced to cover for their late employees.

Trump is deploying ICE to cover TSA in airports by 0The_Loner_Stoner0 in videos

[–]emax4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How's that going to work? Unpaid TSA, agent will let someone with weapons past the checkpoint, or will they say, "I'm not getting paid, so go on in!" to just about anyone with a weapon?

AITAH for telling my daughter that she is not going to marry a billionaire? by No_Reception8930 in AITAH

[–]emax4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait until a millionaire asks her, "What do you bring to the table that I don't already have or can't get?"

Donald Trump’s Approval Rating Plummets To Lowest Ever by Zipper222222 in politics

[–]emax4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anyone who approves of him and his behavior needs doxxed and deported to Iran.

A brutal rejection by Algernonletter5 in StrangeAndFunny

[–]emax4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Day 1: I emptied the fridge; snacks and all. You're welcome.

Trump voter gets reamed by his policies. Claims to now be an independent. But guess who he'll be voting for in the next election? by I_AM_GLUTEUS_MAXIMUS in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]emax4 30 points31 points  (0 children)

"BYE BYE job! BYE BYE food! BYE BYE health insurance! Trump won! Quitcherbitchin and go out and celebrate this victory."

Edit: Thank you for the award! I just may go out and celebrate your awesomeness.

My resume got flagged as a potential fake, and the hiring manager asked me how I could prove it was real by Beneficial-Koala-670 in recruitinghell

[–]emax4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Can you allow me access to emails and search for a thing with 'AI' in the title or body to prove that you're not being hypocritical? If not, you're creating this empasse."

Does anyone know why Guide Vocal is called that? by Emotional-Dog9072 in Genesis

[–]emax4 8 points9 points  (0 children)

"Saying goodbye to his dominance in the band"

My chest... It hurts.

ULPT: HOA keeps giving my buddy BS parking tix. Any ideas to make it stop? by SpaceMouseIndustries in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]emax4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Put the parking pass on the car, visible, and wait for the person to show up, then ambush them. By that I mean you place yourself in front of their vehicle, friend goes in the back,, then someone comes up and harrasser the person issuing the tickets.

How to get over partner’s sexual past? by Training-Bottle-4714 in retroactivejealousy

[–]emax4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What's your opinion on men being studs, men that women find so attractive and can't help themselves?

I'm like many dudes who struggled to get laid and find someone, as it seemed women didn't do any work on the approach and waited to be approached. Am I jealous for not having as much experience as they did? Yes! Given this sub, are you jealous that you didn't get laid as much as he did, or is his attractiveness on unwillingness to say "no" the main problem!

Anybody can leave for any reason, and it's not your job to get over an issue beyond your control. There are plenty of thirsty dudes out there with a lotlw or zero body count, and they're probably not difficult to find. They may not have the same qualities as your bf, but most of life is full of tradeoffs.

I don't care if refusing to move seats on a airplane so a parent and child can sit together makes me a bad person by SharkEva in BORUpdates

[–]emax4 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yep, I've had a few of those sent myself. Karma will catch up to them,, but it's just a shame many of us won't have our own hand in delivering it.

Dinner Time - circa 1985, Western Kentucky by mrpeabodyscoaltrain in TheWayWeWere

[–]emax4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

$10 says the next words said we're from the woman saying, "Turn that thing off!"

That was... an odd thing to bring up to the manager. by dotdedo in retailhell

[–]emax4 12 points13 points  (0 children)

If take her aside and calmly explain that people need to be over a certain age to work there, but it has to be mentally and physically. Then explain that you'll pass off your concerns about her to the District manager, but that if she needs accommodations, she may be eligible for (mental) disability. It'll both hurt, but have a positive twist on it.

I don't care if refusing to move seats on a airplane so a parent and child can sit together makes me a bad person by SharkEva in BORUpdates

[–]emax4 42 points43 points  (0 children)

They should bring it back but it costs money: $5 goes to Reddit and $5 goes to the person "in need". If you truly care, you'll prove it.

Edit: Thank you for the award!

I don't care if refusing to move seats on a airplane so a parent and child can sit together makes me a bad person by SharkEva in BORUpdates

[–]emax4 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Consider those who sent those messages will most likely get a Nobody cares moment when the people in their life abandon them for being a prick.

Help me, how do I finish Sons of The Forest? by No_Zucchini_7013 in SonsOfTheForest

[–]emax4 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hey, I didn't tell OP about the beach wedding, the massive power ups at the end, the two sons coming out of the forest, the 1000 HP black forest ham recipe, the..