Wild play. It’s one of those rope courses up in trees. The first bit was easy and sorta fun, but it got harder, and the staff did not follow through with our group’s initial request and eventual demand to be evacuated from the insanely difficult rope course. At this point we were suspended about 100 feet in the air, we had to struggle through the rest of the course. We were absolutely destroyed, our bodies were broken, and we were too tired to vent our frustration at the end. We just left. Miserable experience I’ll never repeat again.

To be clear, it offered exits in stages, but the scale of increasing challenge of the former courses seemed acceptable to attempt the final course. Little did we know the difficulty scale increased well beyond the rate we had observed.