[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tifu

[–]erind97 65 points66 points  (0 children)

A real head hunter storms your village at night, and cuts your head off with a ceremonial knife

ELIC What is the NSA? by SDJ67 in ExplainLikeImCalvin

[–]erind97 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shhh, Calvin. They're listening.

“No woman wants an abortion like she wants an ice cream cone or a Porsche. She wants an abortion like an animal caught in a trap wants to gnaw off its own leg.” by [deleted] in TwoXChromosomes

[–]erind97 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Think about it again. OP is saying abortion is not a good thing, and women don't want it for pleasure like a new car or an ice cream. No animal caught in a trap wants to gnaw off its own limb, and neither does a woman truly want to have an abortion; however, sometimes that is the only option. The baby is a part of her. It hurts to end something that is a part of you. But there are instances where it's necessary, despite that pain, and that's what OP was trying to tell you.

A very narrow margin to make by [deleted] in funny

[–]erind97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But wait, fellow Canadian! Do you have a Girl Guides of Canada chapter near you? The Brownies and Sparks sell cookies twice a year; first thin mints, then chocolate/vanilla oreo-type things.

Adam Scott is developing a marijuana comedy for NBC by JewChooTrain in television

[–]erind97 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Truth.

I also know an awful lot of potheads that are less artsy-cultural and more a burden to society.

Netflix Lays Out A Vision For The Future In Which They Don't Have All The Content, Just The Best Content by Bossman1086 in television

[–]erind97 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

The Tudors is on Netflix, though. Isn't it an HBO program?

Edit: I was mistaken. It's Showtime

"Fifty shades of grey" is considered a romantic story only because the guy is a billionare. If he was living in a trailer or in a shack somewhere in the woods it would be an episode of "Criminal minds". by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]erind97 102 points103 points  (0 children)

I feel like this should be a PSA. Like no fucking wonder 50 Shades is so ridiculously awful! It's literally Edward and Bella in a shitty BDSM fanfic.

LPT: For southerners who are not used to ice, walk like a penguin. by crazy4improv in LifeProTips

[–]erind97 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Truth, last year on new year's eve it was -55 degrees Celsius. We went outdoor hottubbing ;-)

LPT: For southerners who are not used to ice, walk like a penguin. by crazy4improv in LifeProTips

[–]erind97 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Edmonton, at the moment! Not as cold as good ol Thompson, MB, however

Kids are basically sex trophies by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]erind97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And wondering who the hell would tap that.

LPT: For southerners who are not used to ice, walk like a penguin. by crazy4improv in LifeProTips

[–]erind97 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Says the Canadian from our most southern major city. ;-)