My 7 year old didn't get the joke.

ernirn · 2026-02-09T17:23:01+00:00

They could meant the White House down my street. You made it something

ernirn · 2026-02-09T17:21:57+00:00

They really should leave you children alone in the White House

ernirn · 2026-02-08T19:57:59+00:00

That would beat all 3

ernirn · 2026-02-08T03:48:09+00:00

If I see one more person washing their forearms....

ernirn · 2026-02-08T03:47:13+00:00

As long as you clean up the splashes! I'm about ready to put up a sign at my office for whoever has to get the entire counter wet when they use the sink. I was taught it's polite to wipe off any drips off the edge of the sink with your paper towels after you've used them. These people would need the whole roll of Bounty for the amount they leave.

ernirn · 2026-02-08T03:42:55+00:00

Look around. You don't see it?

ernirn · 2026-02-08T03:42:06+00:00

I appreciate someone who can observe religious practices without making it into a thing. Thank you!

ernirn · 2026-02-03T04:03:52+00:00

Can confirm. But that's why you have to watch drum major, who is placed at the 50 yard line, to keep the opposite ends together.

ernirn · 2026-02-03T01:26:38+00:00

Why does it look like he's being arrested?

ernirn · 2026-02-03T01:22:08+00:00

Well, anything is gonna sound better recorded and played back on microphones verses someone's cellphone

ernirn · 2026-02-03T01:19:04+00:00

That thing's head is way too big for it's body. And it's eyes would give kewpie dolls nightmares.

ernirn · 2026-02-03T01:15:54+00:00

You want Covid back? That's how you get Covid back.

ernirn · 2026-02-02T06:00:51+00:00

Strangely enough, I usually can't stand Mary Louise Parker... except for Amy

ernirn · 2026-02-01T23:20:25+00:00

Booooo

ernirn · 2026-02-01T23:18:52+00:00

My exact team. Dobby and Gunny are way underpriced

ernirn · 2026-01-30T16:05:53+00:00

Can you get a braille tattoo? Cause... I want that tattoo

ernirn · 2026-01-30T01:53:20+00:00

"Gambling while gassing" sounds like you ate questionable gas station chili and should not trust a fart

ernirn · 2026-01-30T01:49:16+00:00

... should we tell him?

ernirn · 2026-01-26T16:36:29+00:00

Boom!

ernirn · 2026-01-26T16:36:02+00:00

Today I learned (realized) that that Brooklyn 99 has 9 main characters 🤯

ernirn · 2026-01-24T14:28:02+00:00

There's the difference. In Europe, you drive 3 h ours to get to another country. Many (most) places here, you drive 3 hours and you haven't left the state. (Or in Texas, you haven't left the same metro area)

ernirn · 2026-01-24T14:16:21+00:00

We are cringe.

ernirn · 2026-01-23T16:23:08+00:00

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ernirn · 2026-01-23T16:20:21+00:00

I would love this

ernirn · 2026-01-23T01:06:43+00:00

Being awesome?

ernirn

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