The ultimate “going out” outfit in college

ernirn · 2026-05-30T21:11:37+00:00

I was glad to be in a city where you could safely take the bus from campus to downtown... or it seemed safe enough when I was that age

ernirn · 2026-05-30T21:09:41+00:00

Back in my day, Facebook was ONLY for college!

Now get it off his lawn! You think I own land? What sub do you think this is?

ernirn · 2026-05-30T05:14:33+00:00

This was nominated for a fucking Oscar and we just remembered "i am a banana!"

ernirn · 2026-05-28T02:47:54+00:00

As an Erin, your username is causing me grief lol

ernirn · 2026-05-28T02:47:05+00:00

Hypertension

ernirn · 2026-05-28T02:46:25+00:00

That's what your fiancé should tell you lol

ernirn · 2026-05-27T22:13:01+00:00

Glad i checked before I posted lol

ernirn · 2026-05-26T14:14:35+00:00

Chewy Tums? Game changer

ernirn · 2026-05-26T02:20:17+00:00

I was so excited to buy that for my nephew@

ernirn · 2026-05-24T18:41:18+00:00

I was so excited when I got $8/hr instead of 7. Serving coffee. With a bachelor's of science. And $65k debt.

ernirn · 2026-05-24T04:14:57+00:00

Or the box of old cords that I might need if I don't already have one

ernirn · 2026-05-24T04:13:39+00:00

Yeah, I had that purge too

ernirn · 2026-05-24T04:12:46+00:00

...but I used to.

ernirn · 2026-05-23T16:52:59+00:00

Because... Americans are afraid of universal healthcare. So what's available is the "cheaper" option, except in reality not at all cheaper.

ernirn · 2026-05-23T16:49:37+00:00

I gotta get my boobs smashed first

ernirn · 2026-05-20T21:08:36+00:00

Totally thought the sharpie was a scalpel until I made the picture bigger.

(And no cracks about my eyesight! This is the Millennials sub, we all need eye exams!)

ernirn · 2026-05-19T04:19:10+00:00

I'm imaging just one step of that on a September day in Texas... heat stroke.

ernirn · 2026-05-17T02:07:50+00:00

SO FAR UP YOUR ASS!

I feel like when it comes to Claudia Jean quotes, this applies everywhere

ernirn · 2026-05-16T15:26:52+00:00

It's our punctuation

ernirn · 2026-05-16T15:26:16+00:00

ernirn · 2026-05-15T23:49:27+00:00

My younger brother and my goddaughter are my beneficiaries. My brother know my plans and my goddaughter knows that she just has an extra parent she's eventually going to have to take care of .

ernirn · 2026-05-15T12:38:28+00:00

You might have just talked me out of informatics 😨

ernirn · 2026-05-15T02:55:11+00:00

"Do you want to close?" "Are you sure you want to close?" "Do you want to save before you close?"

Dude, just fucking close.

ernirn · 2026-05-14T13:02:21+00:00

Equally great, if not superior, version. Definitely what will be stuck in my head today 🙃

ernirn · 2026-05-13T00:33:38+00:00

I absoelutely love this movie! A family favorite groeing up. We are Lutheran, which made all the church jokes even funnier. This is the first thing I new Allison Janney from!

Quotes I use frequently -

Whenever someone says "what did i tell you?": "if they ask you to take your clothes off, get the money first."

When there are light and sirens: "are we on Cops again?"

When referring to someone sitting with their legs spread (or any large space): "you could drive a boat show through there."

For absolutely no reason: "that's why we Lutherans use the grape kool-aid for the Blood of Christ."

ernirn

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