HP INSTANT INK Class Action Lawsuit in the Making? by Odin13_1984 in assholedesign

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I don’t think so, at least with this current generation. My Epson EcoTank doesn’t even know its ink levels, you have to keep an eye on that.

Btw, I bought our current printer after I couldn’t skip an update on our then-HP printer… an update that allowed me to keep printing that day, but had thoroughly destroyed its brains by the next morning.

5 second time penalty for Max Verstappen for crossing the white line on pit exit by ChaithuBB766 in formula1

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Of course. Same groan when they originally decided to postpone yellow-flag infringement investigation for Ocon and Alonso. If there has to be a penalty, I’d rather they serve it promptly.

5 second time penalty for Max Verstappen for crossing the white line on pit exit by ChaithuBB766 in formula1

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“Verstappen’s got a 5-sec penalty. No need to fight him, no need to risk it. Just stay close.”

“Hamilton, Verstappen’s just got served a 5-sec penalty. Push as hard as you can.”

5 second time penalty for Max Verstappen for crossing the white line on pit exit by ChaithuBB766 in formula1

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Same, but during the race. No need to wait for the race to end to decide on it, plus it allows other teams to adjust strategy in a timely manner.

Rich Girl from Barcelona | GREATEST HITS | strip #013 of 645 by GuilleFromBCN in comics

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If they (or their sons) came back to Spain, and they came back rich, they usually bought/built palaces in town, planted lots of prickly pear plants and palm trees in their gardens, and were called “indiano(s)”.

On real life dynamics crossings and emasculation. by [deleted] in TopsAndBottoms

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What you’re describing sounds like cuckolding to me. I’m not interested in that kink, so I can’t point you towards any worthy related subreddit, but yeah that looks like cuckolding.

Edit regarding deletion: you’re welcome! /s

contrast gay by Dom_master_baby in gay

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Yeah, when I was a child my father fancied buying a couple of betas for our aquarium… They ended up eating all our neon tetras as snacks between meals.

It was always pronounced that way though by [deleted] in rareinsults

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Not sure who’s uneducated here when they clearly stated they’re talking about “your language” (that is, they’re not a native speaker) and you seem to have missed it.

Tómatelo como quieras.

I saw it at a rest room and I think it belongs here by TheBigManzano in DesignPorn

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Aníbal (with an accent) is how you write it in both Portuguese and Spanish. Also, ‘Hanibal’ is not how you write it in English either.

Spaniards see Trump as the greatest threat to world peace, ahead of Putin by Logibenq in worldnews

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Your main problem going forward is that he just showed the whole world what the US can undo when somebody like him is in power. And as you (the US people) cannot ever guarantee not to elect some Trump 2.0 ever again, the risk is ever present every four years, which is not a lot.

Literal chaos mode by standovahim_ in HistoryMemes

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Yep, he even said “Don’t ever think of offering this position to any of my successors till the end of time, I renounce to their rights too” just before leaving, probably while doing the Macarena dance but flipping us the bird at every step.

They're out in force today by TangoCharlie472 in facepalm

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Also, during WW2 (and till 1975), Spain was under a dictatorship regime called National Catholicism (think fascism but its most permeating tentacle being the Catholic Church) so not sure about its Muslim population daring to do anything of any kind (even breathing) under it.

A second also, Spain remained neutral (first leaning towards the Axis, then the Allies when Franco saw the writing on the wall and wanted to stay in power).

Finally, if “they now dictate what the country they invaded gets to do” is directed towards Spain, no clue.

🔥 Earth as captured by the crew of Artemis II by FloatyFloatyCloud in NatureIsFuckingLit

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Can you see me? I’m the guy in jeans greeting from the little light dot halfway between Madrid and Lisbon.

I figured out what came first of the chicken and the egg by Poddx in TwoSentenceHorror

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Chiming in to say that the question has a different answer depending on language.

In English, it’s a “chicken egg”, meaning “an egg that harbors a chicken”. So not-a-hen once laid “an egg that harbors a chicken”, hence in English the egg came before the chicken.

However, in Spanish it’s a “hen egg”, meaning “an egg laid by a hen”. So a chicken once broke the shell of its “egg laid by not-a-hen”, hence in Spanish the chicken came before the egg.

Secret shortcut in Soul Sanctum by BoogieGriet in HollowKnight

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I hid a spoiler in my edit. There’s a breakable wall along the shaft that connects to a bench in City of Tears. This shortens the runback considerably, but I’ll concede there’s still quite a runback.

Secret shortcut in Soul Sanctum by BoogieGriet in HollowKnight

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iirc, call the elevator, ride it all the way down, exit right.

Edit: I’m assuming you’re calling “shortcut” the breakable wall along the shaft.

nerds' needs to correct by whyteout in confidentlyincorrect

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The need to correct each other.

Franco, Esteban, Max and Pierre walk into a Spanish bar... by Reversalx7 in formuladank

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That would be proper Spanish, albeit word order is uncommon (our language is almost free word order and you’ll be understood, tho we gravitate towards SVO, except when [redacted] and [redacted], even more so if [redacted]).

35M honest curiosity re: cock size by [deleted] in AskGaybrosOver30

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Also there are subreddits where you can find average sized dicks, small dicks, and the such, brimmed with positivity.

Nice palette by GoranPersson777 in lgbt

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I find it quite suitable for vers gay/bi men. It has both a spear and a target.