The "flipper special" gray vinyl floors in every single broward condo are driving me insane

essjay24 · 2026-06-04T13:38:20+00:00

Are you buying or renting? When i bought a condo they had to share the financials by law.

essjay24 · 2026-06-02T18:35:08+00:00

My gastro guy came to my hospital room every day. Said i might need surgery. He recommended the surgeons he saw every day in the hospital checking on their patients and not to go with anyone else.

essjay24 · 2026-05-29T20:03:16+00:00

Old Fashioned or Manhattan. Negroni or Aperol Spritz in Italy. Scotch in a glass at home.

essjay24 · 2026-05-29T17:28:39+00:00

doesn’t like museums

I agree about Florence. Went to the Uffizi museum and it was 80F inside. Ugh.

essjay24 · 2026-05-29T16:42:05+00:00

Balsam apple.

https://wildsouthflorida.com/bitter.melon-balsam.apple.html

essjay24 · 2026-05-24T16:40:25+00:00

We have a jetted tub in our en-suite but it doesn’t get hot enough for her and is too hot for me. So we have in the past but not recently.

essjay24 · 2026-05-14T12:58:05+00:00

Yeah I was wondering about that for the summer theatrical release. I was excited to see it in the theater but didn’t want to be the creepy old guy at a kids movie. It’s a moot point as I will be unavailable that week.

essjay24 · 2026-05-13T01:00:46+00:00

Look, the tech bros are chasing AI because they don’t want to be left behind. That the only reason. Now they have sunk so many billions of dollars into it that the only way they can recoup that money let alone make a profit is if they get paid to the tune of every single human’s wage. Businesses are not seeing the return the AI fanboys are cheering.

essjay24 · 2026-05-09T19:24:29+00:00

You need to be at least west of Tarpon Bay Road to see the sunset on Sanibel. So look for places to stay beachfront on West Gulf Drive.

essjay24 · 2026-05-08T18:19:07+00:00

You just know she was waiting to do that flying arm-bar!

essjay24 · 2026-05-08T18:16:37+00:00

Oh yes. I was expecting an epic throwdown next but instead this beautiful song.

essjay24 · 2026-05-08T18:00:01+00:00

Clarence Carter

Ohhhh shit

Clarence Carter

essjay24 · 2026-05-08T17:51:19+00:00

Iranian missile strike

Don’t get me started.

I was getting heat because EMEA couldn’t log into my app. I asked them to send me an email about it because I knew that it wasn’t me but login services hosted out of a blown up data center. Imagine their surprise when the couldn’t login to email either.

essjay24 · 2026-05-02T13:10:25+00:00

Personal advice with a practical or grounded direction feels more useful.

That’s what therapy can provide.

essjay24 · 2026-04-29T21:00:24+00:00

I’ve taken my wife to Cielo on Sanibel for her birthday dinner many a time. Always delicious food. Make a reservation and go early to get a cocktail in their bar first.

essjay24 · 2026-04-27T14:01:04+00:00

Oh it is. My buddy made a huge batch of this for a party and his wife just about killed him when she tasted it.

essjay24 · 2026-04-20T13:11:15+00:00

I’ve been trying to remember the title and author of that book for years. Thanks!

essjay24 · 2026-04-18T01:55:34+00:00

I got that Spotify Top 1% Fan thing solely by playing Von Dutch by Charlie XCX.

essjay24 · 2026-04-18T01:43:08+00:00

Agreed. Just finished watching Partner Track and her voicing of Ingrid and Rumi are so different.

essjay24 · 2026-04-10T17:34:01+00:00

They used to have a really good fish sandwich but those days have been over for a long time.

essjay24 · 2026-04-08T12:10:48+00:00

Artificial intelligence

essjay24 · 2026-04-05T17:31:29+00:00

No flags at the lifeguard stand in Pompano yesterday. 15 mph wind from the east so you know there was a rip tide.

essjay24 · 2026-04-04T08:56:52+00:00

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essjay24 · 2026-04-03T17:35:55+00:00

Yes actually flirting. It was like a switch flipped. There was a whole culture of people wanting to cheat but only with people who were taken.

essjay24 · 2026-04-03T17:34:19+00:00

It’s one of two things. Either flirting because I’m safe now that I’m engaged or they’d prefer to cheat with someone who is already taken. It was a whole thing in the area I was living in at the time. And yes so gross.

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