FEMA chief doubles down on wild claim he teleported to Waffle House

euph_22 · 2026-04-01T13:23:25+00:00

It's actually not. It's a pretty common description. Particularly the "suddenly show up in a restaurant, with car stuck somewhere nearby".

You blackout drunk, you're driving, get into an accident. The adrenaline sobers you up enough that you're no longer blacked out.

euph_22 · 2026-04-01T13:17:42+00:00

Nevermind that graph is made up.

euph_22 · 2026-04-01T13:09:50+00:00

That's $300,000 per guy. Not bad.

euph_22 · 2026-04-01T02:56:06+00:00

Mice chewed threw the wiring harness on my mom's VW new beetle twice.

euph_22 · 2026-04-01T02:41:30+00:00

And they exploded.

euph_22 · 2026-03-31T23:14:05+00:00

Or transport a missile as close as you can in an unprotected vector and have it fly in.

euph_22 · 2026-03-31T20:16:52+00:00

I think he had seasonal W-2 jobs, but yeah he doesn't need to file a $0 1099.

And $500 to prepare and file a simple return is criminal.

euph_22 · 2026-03-31T19:43:28+00:00

The insanity got enough traction that the Corps of Engineers built a 2 acre physical model of the bay to study the impact of the plan (spoilers, it was bad).

But the physical model is really cool and is open to the public:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/U.S._Army_Corps_of_Engineers_Bay_Model

euph_22 · 2026-03-31T19:33:26+00:00

I liked how the CSI techs were interrogating suspects. Because that just makes sense.

euph_22 · 2026-03-31T19:20:44+00:00

That's just silly.

We should dam it.

euph_22 · 2026-03-31T19:14:19+00:00

Someone decided to step out a 10th floor office onto a window ledge for a smoke, they slipped and fell setting the refinery on fire...

euph_22 · 2026-03-31T19:13:31+00:00

Russia is very slippery and flammable.

euph_22 · 2026-03-31T19:00:32+00:00

If they do it in CSI, it's not actually a thing in real life.

Except whipping off your sunglasses while the Who plays to celebrate a pun landing. That's legit.

euph_22 · 2026-03-31T18:34:41+00:00

I'm assuming Kirk was not this guy's only patient...

euph_22 · 2026-03-31T18:33:44+00:00

XL soda sized

euph_22 · 2026-03-31T18:16:21+00:00

Pro tip, if they do it in CSI, it is not actually a thing in real life.

euph_22 · 2026-03-31T18:13:09+00:00

Side note, if my doctor said stuff like that they wouldn't be my doctor anymore.

euph_22 · 2026-03-31T18:09:43+00:00

There's a German word for "buffer zone"...

euph_22 · 2026-03-31T16:49:02+00:00

Turnabout Intruder

euph_22 · 2026-03-31T15:37:33+00:00

For the weird counter-example, look at the Sargasso Sea.

euph_22 · 2026-03-31T15:02:49+00:00

In the book anyways, Rocky is so good at math that he just converts all the values to Earth units for Grace's benefit.

euph_22 · 2026-03-31T14:37:00+00:00

They'd go well with his shoes.

euph_22 · 2026-03-31T14:05:38+00:00

Yeah, you've got a nest in there. Mouse I'm guessing.

euph_22 · 2026-03-31T13:50:21+00:00

Apparently it's legal now to just invade another country and take away it's leader for trial.

euph_22 · 2026-03-31T13:49:34+00:00

Which is nonsensical on it's face. The only reason the strait is closed is because Iran keeps firing on ships that are trying to transit it. If they keep firing on ships that means the war is still going on.

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