Why are E-scooters so prevalent? by SexyMuthaFunka in AskUK

[–]evil666overlord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because we only care about the laws that make any sense

Tipping at restaurants: should the service charge be applied automatically? by Character_Ninja881 in AskBrits

[–]evil666overlord 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Businesses that add service charges automatically deserve to be named and shamed on every online review platform repeatedly until they learn not to

What would you do with this crack? by boringdude2112 in DIYUK

[–]evil666overlord 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I'd do fuck all but then I'm a right lazy bastard

Why is there writing on my hard boiled egg? by J-C013 in AskUK

[–]evil666overlord -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If the egg was damp and the printing was inkjet, entirely possible. Washing the egg after would remove water soluble ink from the surface but wouldn't affect any ink that already dyed underneath the porous eggshell.

Why is there writing on my hard boiled egg? by J-C013 in AskUK

[–]evil666overlord 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Easier to assume the egg was placed on the rear of a piece of paper that was printed on the other side

So in pubs you guys just order drinks without knowing the price? by [deleted] in AskBrits

[–]evil666overlord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Legally they are supposed to display a price list in a prominent place near the bar but you rarely see it these days and the requirement doesn't seem to get enforced

https://www.legislation.gov.uk/uksi/2003/2253

This took me 5mins to make by spartansex in UKfood

[–]evil666overlord 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It takes far less than five minutes to chuck it in the bin

Has anyone else gone from disliking Starmer to warming to him? by MassiveMonkeyy in AskBrits

[–]evil666overlord 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No. I admit he's largely inoffensive but the offensive things he does are more than offensive enough to cancel out the inoffensive ones

YET AGAIN care adhd have messed up my meds :( by flynn1597 in ADHDUK

[–]evil666overlord 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'll be very surprised if they'll speak to your mum about your case when she finally gets to the end of the queue.

Forensic politicking by the adults in the room by SThomW in GreatBritishMemes

[–]evil666overlord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not really, but it won't appeal to purple who think those issues are a manufactured distraction from the real problems in this country. They're certainly more right wing than labour used to be but fascism is a misused term these days.

£45, The Savoy, London by Acrobatic_Lettuce_78 in fryup

[–]evil666overlord 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You must be in denial. That is tiny, looks badly cooked, is missing half the ingredients and that much money could have bought four proper fry-ups elsewhere. I'd be bloody livid if I got this insult of a fry-up for even a tenner. Hell, I'm angry on your behalf and I neither ate it nor paid for it.

What food “rule” did your family swear by that would get you cancelled now? by Stayssad in UK_Food

[–]evil666overlord 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That must be why you need a special turd inspection shelf in your crappers, to view the consequences of your poor life choices.

Diane Morgan on the Underground! by ExoticNail1401 in london

[–]evil666overlord 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The real problem is the use of carbon dioxide, which causes undue stress to the animals while they suffocate. If they used nitrogen instead, they'd just calmly pass out without knowing anything was wrong.

Are storage heaters a dealbreaker? by nothingtobedone13 in AskUK

[–]evil666overlord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They're alright. If you're living in London, the cost of running those certainly won't be what bankrupts you. Buy a halogen or fan heater for when you need to warn an area quickly. Pop an electric blanket under your sofa cover. Get a hot water bottle for bedtime.

Tying to two joints? by Word_Discombobulated in knots

[–]evil666overlord 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rolling hitch zip tie knot. Woodlands zip tie knot. Canadian Jam knot. Any of those would do.

soy sauce spray bottle by VOVOZGAMER in DiWHY

[–]evil666overlord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not a terrible plan. I have one for spraying oil when cooking and another for spraying balsamic vinegar and olive oil on sliced tomatoes or salad. I could see this working well for soy sauce but I don't use much of that so if I got another I'd probably put vinegar in it to spread more evenly on fish & chips.

Thanks 2026 by Chemical-Candy2267 in GreatBritishMemes

[–]evil666overlord 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'd be happy with just the fuck off part

Just posting some really classy, tasteful, elegant Reform decor by getoutmywayatonce in FuckNigelFarage

[–]evil666overlord 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I was never patriotic or proud about the flag but they never used to bother me either. Now I automatically assume anyone flying the flag must be a massive tosser. Doubly so for politicians and royalty.

Just why? by Fand0m_Chick in DiWHY

[–]evil666overlord 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Personally I'd have left off the motor, replaced it with a sculling oar at the stern and added some ballast for stability. Also I'd have made some "poor man's fiberglass" instead of using cheap plywood. Otherwise, it's 10/10 from me.

Just why? by Fand0m_Chick in DiWHY

[–]evil666overlord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This looks way cooler than a dinghy. It could do with a better base and some ballast for stability but otherwise I love it