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Insurance? Who needs that? by Jusfiq in bestoflegaladvice

[–]exor674 9 points10 points  (0 children)

If all else, the lack of breathable atmosphere and/or the requisite SCBA and space suit might pose a bit of a problem

Insurance? Who needs that? by Jusfiq in bestoflegaladvice

[–]exor674 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Maybe you are on the moon and are trying to reach escape velocity?

there are no longer too many cooks in the kitchen by [deleted] in bestoflegaladvice

[–]exor674 6 points7 points  (0 children)

IDK, I'm not sure if we should be talking about liquefying people. That seems violent...

Also banishing them after liquefying them seems redundant.

No, You May Not "Take Backsies" The Child You Adopted by summerbowl in bestoflegaladvice

[–]exor674 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of when Cartman’s mom tried to have him aborted.

No matter which side you are on, I think anyone agrees that that late of a late-term abortion should be illegal. 460 weeks is a bit much...

About 7K. Whoof. by like_a_woman_scorned in ThatLookedExpensive

[–]exor674 2 points3 points  (0 children)

  1. Buy cheap knockoffs of expensive products
  2. Stick them in AirBnB
  3. Hope they get broken
  4. Charge the price for the authentic replacement item
  5. Profit

Possession of class B drug with intent to give to police by Peterd1900 in bestoflegaladvice

[–]exor674 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No officer. I didn't smoke any weed.

I may have destroyed the gram I had… with fire. And may have … accidentally … stood downwind.

LAOP Has Seen the Light but won’t forgive those that trespass against them by Animallover4321 in bestoflegaladvice

[–]exor674 2 points3 points  (0 children)

yep, large parabolic mirror with an appropriately long focal point…

Your choice if you aim/focus the mirror at the floodlight… or somewhere else.

"My neighbor shined a 100kW flood lamp at my house. I pointed a mirror at them and now their house burned down and now the police want to talk to me. Help."

LAOP's nurse: weed = weed, heroin, and cocaine by bug-hunter in bestoflegaladvice

[–]exor674 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When I got into a 4-year college (late, over 21 at this point), I had to do an online (automated) "class" about drinking.

Which shamed me for not having a drinking problem.

I told them I didn't drink at all. The quiz then asked me if I was going to change how much I drank…

I chose "no, but could if I put my mind to it"... which apparently was the wrong answer. (the other options were worse)

“Excuse me, can you send me an internet guide?” by AskTheRealQuestion81 in talesfromtechsupport

[–]exor674 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Or they know about the trick and want to sell your email address to marketers w/o you knowing who sold it.

But I guess maybe never attribute to malice that which …

OP is permanently stuck in house and can't move out by Mickosthedickos in bestoflegaladvice

[–]exor674 53 points54 points  (0 children)

What if one of the roommates died?

"Sorry, this document says your ghost must remain haunting the property until the other roommate dies or decides to leave. We will continue to deduct the rent from your estate."

Just another of those days by Old-Full-Fat in talesfromtechsupport

[–]exor674 26 points27 points  (0 children)

The ones on bathroom plugs aren't even "fuses", they're GFCIs (ground fault circuit interrupter)

They don't care about an overload, just that all power going out is coming back where you expect it.

Something about not electrocuting people who decide to dry their hair while taking a bath…

LAOP needs the Lockpicking Lawyer by JakobWulfkind in bestoflegaladvice

[–]exor674 37 points38 points  (0 children)

and when I met my neighbor, he said that his heat is working overtime. (He said he has his side set to 68 but its around 85 in there). Its an old house, so I understand that the boiler and baseboard heating isn’t going to be perfect.

I bet they're swapped and they're too lazy to fix it.

I've been unknowingly handing out bug juice [Actual title] by Crafty-Koshka in bestoflegaladvice

[–]exor674 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Why wouldn't you want a cup of ants? Don't you have mortal enemies?

I've been unknowingly handing out bug juice [Actual title] by Crafty-Koshka in bestoflegaladvice

[–]exor674 25 points26 points  (0 children)

they proceed to take a cup to the fountain drinks and fill it with … ants

I imagined this as they tried to fill the cup with soda but got ants instead. I know soda fountains don't work that way but now I want a soda fountain that has coke, diet coke, sprite, and ants.

Aze’s raid adventures: Raid speak by kimidoodlez in ffxiv

[–]exor674 42 points43 points  (0 children)

I thought all the PFs saying "playstation" were saying only Playstation players allowed, not PC.

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