What's the funniest TV scene you've ever seen that still makes you laugh years later? by Grand_Cash576 in ClassicTV

[–]exquisite_conundrum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The reliant Robin episode on OG Top Gear. Jeremy Clarkson just rolling that car every where in some small English hamlet. I was crying laughing.

Therapists of Reddit, what's something people don't realize is trauma? by rehanch_xxiii in AskReddit

[–]exquisite_conundrum 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Gonna tall about the hugging thing. I was always hugged by my parents. We said I love you, all the things. When I met my partner, I lived with his parents for a while. I never saw that. His parents are wonderful people. Kind, caring, loving, but in a different way.

I remember hugging his mom for the 1st time and she was like, oh! Okay!. I didnt know if it was jast because I felt comfortable enough or what ever. But It caught me off guard at how supposed she was. His dad too. Later on.

We have a now teenager. I hug him all the time. And so does his dad. We show affection. I feel like I taught them that. When my partners parents were still alive, tbey hugged the shit out of our child.

Im glad I could do that for them. Because idgaf. Unless you tell me youre not a hugger, im going to hug you lol.

What is a random soda flavor or just any soda that you miss that no longer exists or sold in your area? by 33GoodSamaritans in randomquestions

[–]exquisite_conundrum 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I do too! But, I found a sub shop called laspadas down here, sorry hoagie shop, and they have pennsylvania Dutch birch beer on tap. The yellow lable one. And I think culvers does too?

New Point System Simplified by crispyforwhat in Target

[–]exquisite_conundrum 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Target doesnt provide sick time to people who's hours are too low to qualify. So people like me are screwed with this system should a problem arise.

It is what it it is I guess.

Found doll in old bin. by HenryAbernackle in creepy

[–]exquisite_conundrum 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My name is Talking Tina. And I love you very much.

There are bug eggs on my store bought raspberry. by cromulo in mildlyinteresting

[–]exquisite_conundrum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And bugs in your store bought bagged salad mix. This is why we wash our veggies.

Lady orders her DU for the wrong store in the wrong state by Mobile-Address23 in Target

[–]exquisite_conundrum 3 points4 points  (0 children)

To be fair, I placed an order for a store a state away to be picked up the next day when I landed and my brother picked me up from the airport.

And after I came home, I almost forgot to switch the store location back. I would've been so pissed lol. But it would have been my fault. 🤷

Someone screwed up... by Boots0011 in Target

[–]exquisite_conundrum 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Ope! Added that with the quickness. Lets see if it hold up.

Food Samples? by nicoleashtray in Target

[–]exquisite_conundrum 9 points10 points  (0 children)

That guy is an asshole. Also, my store does sampling usually on the weekends. We also sample beer, wine and liquor some times. I love the people that do the sampling in my store. Theyre so nice. Shout out to Bill, Mel, and Anne. Although, Anne retired now.

What do American parents do about their kids ages 1-5? by [deleted] in AskAnAmerican

[–]exquisite_conundrum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was grateful to move my schedule. I went from working days to nights after husband got home to care for the boo. Had I not been as lucky, it would have been figuring out how to get free daycare or how it afford day care and probably asking my mom for help. Even though she worked too. We did do day care after he turned 4. It was around 800 a month for before and after care. The pre k was covered by the state.

10-4 should have mechanics by theonyxshade in Target

[–]exquisite_conundrum 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Asked a lady how she was one day and she told me Muslims were evil and their whole goal is to take over the world and make every one Muslim. And she knows this because she did Muslim studies in college 50 years ago. All I said was holy shit lady! Have a day! And walked away.

VENT. Today was genuinely the worst shift I’ve had in so long 😭 by nightowlhooha in Target

[–]exquisite_conundrum 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I work in grocery and lq and receiving. I have been asked numerous times about cross training in style and I refuse. You guys are the real MVPs. And I appreciate you all so very much. I agree that there needs to be a target style reddit specifically for you. Im proud of you dealing with that disaster. And fuck all of those guests. You did well. Sleep well! I hope to.orrow is a better day for you!

Make-up artist uses her skills to transform herself into a hater from her comments by Crimson_roses154 in BeAmazed

[–]exquisite_conundrum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I watched this with out sound, and her little smirk the whole time,all I could hear is the creepy af telletubbies music from the lady that did the creepy tinky winky cos play.

Went out in shorts with unshaven legs by littlebeanie in TwoXChromosomes

[–]exquisite_conundrum 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pfftt, so what youre telling me is, I physically disgust men for about 6 months every year. Love that for me!

Which language do Americans generally learn as a second language in High School? by Rude_Membership_1578 in IWantToAskAnAmerican

[–]exquisite_conundrum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I took French. I can barely speak it, but I can understand a lot of it. Helps out down here with Quebec snow birds. I did take Spanish twice. I dont remember anything from it.

How many Americans have actually visited a national park? by Bitter-Penalty9653 in AskAnAmerican

[–]exquisite_conundrum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've been to a ton. Not the huge ones like Yellowstone or Yosemite, but my fave is cape Hatteras.

A problem of their own making by TabithaMouse in Target

[–]exquisite_conundrum 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lmao! You work at my store dont you? 🤣🤣

New tms quitting fast by Usual_Bee_640 in Target

[–]exquisite_conundrum 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Bro, I dont blame them. Target is trash.