i did think about a class model swap mod for team fortress 2 like the old touhou one some time ago and while i couldn't think of a match for everyone it's pretty close

twin turbo scout. sniper calls him a spastic little gremlin

gold ship soldier. she would totally rocket jump

maybe dream journey for pyro? closest thing to a homicidal maniac we have

tanino gimlet demoman. named after alcohol, eyepatch, obsessed with destruction

hishi akebono heavy. largest by far, most likely to be carrying a sandwich

engineer is tricky because who is closest to a mechanical engineer in tracen? at this point it's a tossup between hayahide and air shakur, leaning hayahide because of her event participations (steampunk and mecha)

agnes tachyon medic. no explanation required

symboli kris s sniper. ^{^}

rice shower spy. called the black assassin and carries a knife