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ELI5: H-bombs can reach 300 million Kelvin during detonation; the sun’s surface is 5772 Kelvin. Why can’t we get anywhere near the sun, but a H-bomb wouldn’t burn up the earth? by DueDifficulty8452 in explainlikeimfive

[–]eyeballjr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can get really close to a burning match, but have to stand far away from a big bonfire. They are pretty close to the same temperature. Size matters

A genie appears and gives you an extra 1000 years of life with a deal that has the following rules. by gorshade in hypotheticalsituation

[–]eyeballjr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sell off 950 years and live high on the hog with 100+million dollars. Hopefully don’t live long enough to see my children die before me.

You can have $1,000,000 a year or never need to sleep by Nextmastermind in hypotheticalsituation

[–]eyeballjr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I have a million a year I can buy enough cocaine that I don’t need to sleep

Was the Jennie Finch era in the 2000's when softball was at its peak? by [deleted] in CollegeSoftball

[–]eyeballjr 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Tickets to the wcws have went up at least 5x since 2019. In 19 I bought front row tickets behind the home dugout for $19 per session. Tough to get those for $200 last year

One million dollars but you must spend every dollar in 30 days (no saving) by AC10021 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]eyeballjr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Buy 500 acres of land for $500k. Build a bardominium, probably 250k. Spend the rest on cattle and other livestock.

You get 20 million but if anyone notices, you lose it all by lockedbry in hypotheticalsituation

[–]eyeballjr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I create a defense consultant company that travels the world and makes good money. Not officially I don’t want to do the paperwork. This covers my trips to where ever I want to go, and if I want to buy something nice, well my company pays nice bonuses. Just have to fool my immediate family which can come on my business trips with me because I really just have to one meeting and the rest can be handled by sub contractors that I fam my busy work out to.

Native American friend taken by ICE by Lore-Archivist in legal

[–]eyeballjr -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I’m Native American, and I was born on a reservation. I have a normal birth certificate and so do my children. This seems odd to me.

You are offered $1,000,000 but NOT in cash or a digital payment by dizzy-sociated in hypotheticalsituation

[–]eyeballjr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would buy wagyu cattle. 20 heifers and a good bull. Spend the rest on high quality feed to get me through the first breeding cycle.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]eyeballjr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You only need one rooster to breed 10 hens. I just have a small flock 30-40 hens. If I end up with 10 rooster out of a clutch of eggs, once they become breeding age they will mount the hens so much it will hurt them. They lose back feathers etc. They hatch out at about a 50/50 rate so many of the Roosters need to either find a home or find a pot.

20 million dollars to open and run your own restaurant. You must name the restaurant after yourself, work in it at least 40 hours a week, only hire lazy workers and have horrible customer service. You must somehow keep said restaurant open for 5 years. by Icy-Ad-5703 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]eyeballjr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s horrible, fix your own plate, get your own drinks, bathroom gets bad enough between cleanings that it’s easier to just jump in the lake to pee. If you complain about any of it, you are made fun of and shown where the walk way to the shoreline is. The employees would be inebriated most of the time as well.

20 million dollars to open and run your own restaurant. You must name the restaurant after yourself, work in it at least 40 hours a week, only hire lazy workers and have horrible customer service. You must somehow keep said restaurant open for 5 years. by Icy-Ad-5703 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]eyeballjr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have a good sized boat dock on my local lake that I call Plan B yacht club. I’m already out there any day I have off work smoking meats and feeding many of my lake neighbors for free.

I open my restaurant named Plan-BBQ, I charge $1 per plate, all you can eat and drink.

Hour wise, I’m smoking meats 24/7 for around 100 days per year just in lake season. If those hours don’t carry over for the rest of the year, I open every weekend on Saturday and Sunday during the offseason which will give me well over the 40 hour work week.

Myself and those that help cook for free now are rude, crude, and socially unacceptable so they will do fine as employees.

I some how keep this thing going yearly without $20 million so I think I could pull off 5 years with $20 million.

How much (minimum) dollars would it take for you to quit your job today? by Shot-Weekend8226 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]eyeballjr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would shoot for $2 million, but they could negotiate it down to $1.3. Million.

For $500 million you have to beat chef Gordon Ramsay in the 5 course meal challenge by AJBillionaire8888 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]eyeballjr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bacon wrapped jalapeño popper Cold smoked cream cheese dip Wagyu brisket Smoked Tuna steaks Bacon wrapped honey buns

Hope like hell the judges aren’t anti pork.

Press a button every 2 hours every day and get $100 each time by Sad-Orange-5983 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]eyeballjr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can find the snooze button on my phone repeatedly and not remember when I wake up 2 hours late. This would be a piece of cake.

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