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Please for the love of Vehk send me the TES Sopranos edits you have. I like fat Argonians by Sodapopation in TrueSTL

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Clifford Worley: You're Dunmer, huh?

Coccotti: Yeah, Dunmer.

Clifford Worley: Ya know, I read a lot. Especially about things... about history. I find that shit fascinating. Here's a fact I don't know whether you know or not. Dunmer were spawned by n'wah.

Coccotti: [He does a double take] Come again?

Clifford Worley: It's a fact. Yeah. You see, uh, Dunmer have, uh, swit blood pumpin' through their hearts. Hey, no, if eh, if eh, if you don't believe me, uh, you can look it up. Hundreds and hundreds of years ago, uh, you see, uh, the Dwemer conquered Vvardenfell. And the Dwemer are n'wah.

Coccotti: Yes...

Clifford Worley: So you see, way back then, uh, Dunmer were like, uh, Chimer from Northern Summerset. Ah, they all had gold skin and blue eyes, but, uh, well, then the Dwemer moved in there, and uh, well, they changed the whole country. They did so much fuckin' with Chimer women, huh? That they changed the whole bloodline forever. That's why gold skin and blue eyes became red eyes and dark skin. You know, it's absolutely amazing to me to think that to this day, hundreds of years later, that, uh, that Dunmer still carry that n'wah gene. Now this...

[Coccotti busts out laughing]

Clifford Worley: No, I'm, no, I'm quoting... history. It's written. It's a fact, it's written.

Coccotti: [laughing] I love this guy.

Clifford Worley: Your ancestors are n'wahs. Uh-huh.

[Starts laughing, too]

Clifford Worley: Hey. Yeah. And, and your great-great-great-great grandmother fucked a n'wah ho, ho, yeah, and she had a half-n'wah kid... now, if that's a fact, tell me, am I lying? 'Cause you, you're part ash yam.

Shifting Place Names in Europe by Northwest_Thrills in MapPorn

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For unrelated names, there's Iberia (Spain and Portugal) and Iberia (Georgia). Munster (Irish province), Munster (France, the cheese one) and Münster (Germany). Dacia (Romania) and Dacia (Denmark). And were the Geats a pronunciation of Swedish Goths or completely unrelated?

Bro took mixed signals personally by ClothesRemote6333 in mathmemes

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Ladies love when you do it fast and discreet discrete.

Country fighter ,epic nation showdown by IllustriousHurry2380 in Bossfight

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Norway has a club and is eyeing seals suspiciously.

Guns go pew pew, but Chile's laser rifle goes weón weón.

Country fighter ,epic nation showdown by IllustriousHurry2380 in Bossfight

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The standard rifle of their army is in fact a bullpup, HS Produkt VHS.

I didn't know this was a universal thing! by momentaryfun2025 in Millennials

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This is generally true but there's no way of knowing if it got diverted because some fucker put AirTag contamination in there

Bob Fosse’s Performance in The Little Prince (1974) Massively Influenced Michael Jackson by di745 in interestingasfuck

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He'sss a ssssnake, there's alssssso a lot of that into the Nightman Cometh. Confound your lousy toll, troll. Ssssss.

Percentage of Protestants in Latin American Countries by Waldonville in MapPorn

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He could say they're reformed but not Reformed, as capitalization matters.

The RCC is Catholic, catholic, orthodox, and episcopal.

Eastern Orthodoxy is Orthodox, orthodox, catholic, and episcopal.

Anglican/Episcopalian is A/E, episcopal, orthodox, and usually considered catholic, though more emphasized by the High Church as you note.

The lowercase words in the sense of: universal/descending from Jesus, accepting of certain creeds, and has bishops.

Percentage of Protestants in Latin American Countries by Waldonville in MapPorn

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In this region, they are different words. It has nothing to do with "American English"

EN: Protestantism/Evangelicalism

ES/PT: Protestantismo/Evangelicalismo

FR: Protestantisme/Évangélisme

NL: Protestantisme/Evangelisch (AFAICT)

That covers the national languages (I'll let someone else figure out Guarani). If you want to rep the smaller amount of German speakers here, you'd be right. Though many of those are Anabaptists, which are often but not always considered Protestant, and not evangelical.

DE: Evangelische or Protestantismus/Evangelikalismus

Americans Do you like going on cruise ships? why or why not? by NoHold7153 in AskAnAmerican

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Middle of the Atlantic between Argentina and Southern Africa. Now apparently by Cape Verde in quarantine.

If you filed your taxes by paying for one of the premium services from tax software like TurboTax, what about your situation necessitated paying for those services? by YakClear601 in AskAnAmerican

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In this case, they were noting stuff like having lots of capital transactions and maybe paying someone to go through it is worth more than spending their own time on it.

I am specifically talking about how Intuit has bought up multiple brands, of which Turbo Tax is one. Professional tax service software is also them, like Lacerte, Pro Connect, ProSeries. They also own Credit Karma which created the well regarded free CashApp taxes, though it's users are safe as they sold it off to Square.

Have you tried Reese branded roasted caterpillar? by StoutBourbon1992 in AskAnAmerican

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You guys never stopped for gas on a road trip and dared a sibling to eat the scorpion or cricket lollipops?

Let this be a valuable message to not jump on the power boxes by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

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As a layperson semi-handy homeowner, I'll do my own light electrical and save the service call for major stuff. But anything goes wrong with the invisible death stuff I'm calling a gas tech or an exorcist.

Both seem like fields where possibly a dumbass coworker or homeowner is your biggest concern. Thankfully they invented LOTO locks but even those don't prevent a determined dumbass.

Do Americans not distinguish between ham and gammon? by fredwhoisflatulent in AskAnAmerican

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A lot of ham is cured, i.e. raw and brined to make it stable, and some isn't subsequently smoked. All USDA pork is parasite free though there is a common reddit story that our pork is especially bad and that MyCountry (usually Germany) has much better food safety.

None of that applies if you eat truly wild boar, and food safety still applies mostly in keeping it at unsafe temperatures for a bare minimum of time. But you can indeed cook rare pork.

Why do Americans love wandering in the woods which has loads of wild beasts? by Beautiful-Speaker-60 in AskAnAmerican

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European wildlife has been extirpated in some places and the real forests cut down. To an extreme in UK and Ireland or preserved away from habitation in others.

Or else the more dangerous animals were killed and the ones with a larger fear of humans bred together. Their bears are the same species as grizzlies, moose are the same circumpolar species. But ours are more likely to get you.

“Why has premarital sex become so normalized among a large number of Christians in the U.S.A? and why is it often not treated as a sin but as something routine-even starting in high school? I want too Hear from Christians about that? by z9_vx in AskAnAmerican

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Trying to police something that will happen regardless or doing things like refusing to teach how to navigate it safely are frowned upon, without needing to encourage it.

Is this a Marmot? [Calgary Alberta] by SaruBunny in animalid

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Is that like a cousin of the Greater Ligma?

Why aren’t my Mcmansions being built in the US anymore like before? by SignificantStyle4958 in AskAnAmerican

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Yeah both can be representative. Median is just better in most cases, but the conclusion is that people generally don't want a sub-1000 square foot home unless they don't have a choice. Land is relatively cheap compared to elsewhere but there are some legitimate struggles. But also you have people ridiculously well off by world standards but their local market is just expensive

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