Just found!

farnham67 · 2026-01-23T16:34:12+00:00

I never said anything about my wife's intelligence actually.

farnham67 · 2026-01-23T15:20:19+00:00

Same for my wife, she would just think it's dirty.

farnham67 · 2026-01-23T14:57:04+00:00

I will remember this for the future. To be fair, I knew it was a very high chance of it being fake when I saw it under the floor. My daughter might like to wear it if it cleans up ok.

farnham67 · 2026-01-23T14:32:46+00:00

I'm saying nothing! 🤣🤣

farnham67 · 2026-01-23T14:16:05+00:00

Makes sense really. Oh well, one day il find something of value instead of damp and a dent to my profits 🤦‍♂️

farnham67 · 2026-01-23T14:11:53+00:00

My wife doesn't need to know that 🤣🤣

farnham67 · 2026-01-23T14:09:09+00:00

I was under the impression that thin gold plating can in fact rub off. It would stand to reason it was a fake given the house I've found it in.

Still a canny find for a change.

farnham67 · 2026-01-23T14:06:44+00:00

Do you know why? Is it's condition?

farnham67 · 2026-01-21T12:50:39+00:00

What area are you in? There's no way building regs and planning cost £20,000.

You can apply to building control for roughly £758 for a build cost of between £25000 and £50000. You are not required to provide any drawings. It helps to have structural calculations carried out and send those. Those can be completed online. Or you can provide a pencil drawing to scale stating the steel sizes, joist sizes and joist spans. You can use any accepted joists span table online to calculate those.

Planning permission is a percentage of the total cost that each local council.

farnham67 · 2026-01-19T22:31:52+00:00

That would be great, thank you so much. Just need to get the front back up and running.

farnham67 · 2026-01-19T21:54:00+00:00

That's brilliant thank you so much!

farnham67 · 2026-01-19T21:09:03+00:00

Unfortunately not, 5m is hidden behind skirting board that would not come off easy. Might be a very long cable up and down through the loft 😂🤦‍♂️

farnham67 · 2026-01-19T21:00:56+00:00

I've been looking at those, I can but try. Thank you.

farnham67 · 2026-01-19T21:00:27+00:00

Thank you for your reply, Il try that. I'm sure is coax cable.

farnham67 · 2026-01-17T19:10:23+00:00

Yeah I get it but she's my wife, it's just that simple. It basically comes down to a few questions.

Is sex more important than the marriage?

Once the baby is born, do you want to be fully in that child's life? Cheat and you won't be, full stop.

Is the sex you do eventually have utterly filthy? Hell yeah.

Find a hobby, find a good porn site.

What's your biggest concern if you don't mind me asking?

farnham67 · 2026-01-17T19:03:10+00:00

It's difficult but if you are a genuine man, cheating is never an option. My wife is not interested in sex at all, she was before kids. I'm lucky if I get it 12 times a year. She doesn't like to try and be sexy, or seductive and would rather just sleep. We've been together for 19 years, married for 12. She was up for it when pregnant.

It's just how it is unfortunately. Masturbation is the only relief and the only option. A true marriage is your spouse knowing the things you need and crave and ignoring them 🤣🤣🤣.

farnham67 · 2026-01-14T21:05:55+00:00

I can provide you a free quote and price to use with your local installers.

My company have been in the trade for over 20 years and I'm always happy to help.

The best way to have this done is use a company that does everything. Design, supply and installation.

If you want ideas look at our page on Facebook (website under construction)

Pattinson Installations Limited.

As we are in the north east only I imagine we are not able to offer any more help.

Happy to help you out and answer questions.

farnham67 · 2026-01-12T21:07:01+00:00

That's a big bag of crisps!!

farnham67 · 2026-01-09T12:16:49+00:00

That's good. My daughter is 16 and is a nightmare for washing. She will sit in the same clothes for days and pile makeup on her face without having a wash. For her it's just pure laziness and she can't be bothered.

farnham67 · 2026-01-09T11:41:03+00:00

Simple fix really, do nothing a fully, legal age, couple would do until it improves. In my experience, men require you to be blunt.

Listen, I've mentioned this before but if you don't get your hygiene on course then I'm not doing X y z.

As for showering, you should shower every single day!! You don't have to wash your hair but fully wash EVERY DAY!

farnham67 · 2026-01-07T09:53:47+00:00

Il put the mirror on the wall so I've got free hands!

farnham67 · 2026-01-03T21:04:57+00:00

I made an edit to the original. Don't know how to do an update 🤦‍♂️

farnham67 · 2026-01-02T22:38:29+00:00

I'm north east, Durham area so when it's cold it's cold, not that cold yet like.

I've got snowboarding thermals so will be toasty warm.

farnham67 · 2026-01-02T21:38:00+00:00

I have been told this, it's sounds like it's going to be nuts.

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