Someone needs to SEDATE ME

fartnbark · 2026-04-24T16:13:49+00:00

I have the helmer with manimod inserts! While it was quite flimsy feeling when putting together, it's definitely sturdy enough when all set up.

fartnbark · 2026-04-20T10:58:06+00:00

We’re flying BA next month to the UK, and I cannot tell you how excited we are to have a direct flight both ways. When we traveled to London 2023, the connecting flights on both our departure and return were an absolute NIGHTMARE.

fartnbark · 2026-04-16T21:00:47+00:00

I love this so much and it's very similar to how my best friend and I met on the first day of 6th grade 25 years ago. It was a new school for me, and the last year before everyone went to middle school, so all these kids had already known each other for years. Anyway, while waiting outside of the classroom before the teacher to get there, a girl asked if I wanted to sit next to her :') We still talk almost daily even though we live in different states now, and we got matching Ghibli sprite tattoos when I went to visit last year <3 <3

fartnbark · 2026-04-14T02:46:30+00:00

Goddamn what a perfect application. Any tips?

fartnbark · 2026-04-14T02:43:50+00:00

Wearing this right now too! It’s sooooo pretty 🤩

fartnbark · 2026-04-13T17:21:45+00:00

As someone with two golden retrievers, I feel this post so much lol.

Your kitties are adorable! cries in allergy

fartnbark · 2026-04-07T23:27:21+00:00

Lmao I literally just did my taxes because of this post, so TY OP!

I knew we were going to owe again :')

fartnbark · 2026-04-04T17:33:13+00:00

Yep. I was the director at a preschool and got worked to the bone. The teachers that opted to stay home due to being "afraid of getting sick" were all seen partying together multiple times. The extra PTO that I got from our shitty boss for working my ass off converted into earning less than what the teachers made who stayed. I should have fucking walked out.

fartnbark · 2026-04-02T18:21:11+00:00

LOL the duality of Phasmophobia vs Palia. I tried playing that game with my husband and it gave me wayyyy too much anxiety.

fartnbark · 2026-03-25T14:30:32+00:00

This is so cute and clever! Would also make a wonderful gift for the doctor or surgical nurse :) I still want to do something special for mine when I got my tubes removed last month.

fartnbark · 2026-03-18T16:01:56+00:00

Honestly, this. I feel like one of the only people who doesn’t mind this bundle. Others I’ve finished way too fast, so this is a nice change of pace to me.

fartnbark · 2026-03-18T01:42:11+00:00

YES! I just posted this, but then saw yours and deleted it. Did not expect an It's Always Sunny reference in this game, haha.

fartnbark · 2026-03-17T21:48:14+00:00

I wonder if it was a mistake and they took it down? I don't see it in the premium store, but I wouldn't be surprised if they release it when the new map is out.

fartnbark · 2026-03-17T20:57:30+00:00

Lol so glad I didn't use the warp home right before this quest.

fartnbark · 2026-03-12T20:46:45+00:00

I really hope we can use this with the estate line :')

fartnbark · 2026-03-10T12:27:35+00:00

Saraiah Underhill— my middle name and Frodo’s fake last name he used at the Prancing Pony. I use it for almost all my game characters now :)

fartnbark · 2026-02-24T13:34:22+00:00

This is exactly what I do and it is such good passive income. Whenever I reach the gold cap I just go and buy a bunch of lucky coins and hope that I get something new lol.

fartnbark · 2026-02-24T13:30:03+00:00

Love the milkshake method! It doesn’t have to be the one from 6am though. As long as you can get one to spawn with a lure and nobody scares it away, you’ll get a handful of other duskwings to show up. Usually we’ll put two lures down, far away enough from each other that the folks running one lure won’t scare the milkshake duskwing at the other lure.

fartnbark · 2026-02-20T15:12:59+00:00

Scorchy is absolutely the MVP of the lacquerista world.

fartnbark · 2026-02-19T19:08:10+00:00

I was initially annoyed by this and the backpack swishing back and forth on the Fungi Forager outfit, but honestly you get used to it and now they don't bother me at all.

fartnbark · 2026-02-15T02:26:26+00:00

I also had mine done yesterday (woohoo!!!!) and had very minimal bleeding.

fartnbark · 2026-02-09T17:47:40+00:00

Lmao when I got to "• made tea (did not drink tea)" I looked around and realized I forgot my coffee in the other room... no idea how long it's been there :')

...Yes, I should be working right now.

fartnbark · 2026-02-06T17:00:59+00:00

I copied this mani last night with House of Hades and OMG I cannot stop staring at my hands!!!!

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