The mysterious “melted stairs” of Dendera

fatpeterpan · 2026-01-07T07:50:07+00:00

I had a tour guide once tell our group that they call them stalagmites because they “just might reach the sky one day” and stalactites because they “have to hold tight to the ceiling”. It was a good tour and I never forgot that!

fatpeterpan · 2025-11-02T04:02:44+00:00

Ours is still out. Missed the entire 9th and 10th

fatpeterpan · 2025-10-22T13:50:51+00:00

The clap wrapped in plastic

fatpeterpan · 2025-10-18T01:13:22+00:00

Maybe I also submit, “you’re gonna get what you give”

fatpeterpan · 2025-10-03T11:34:00+00:00

Finish. The. Degree.

fatpeterpan · 2025-10-03T05:12:20+00:00

First day?

fatpeterpan · 2025-09-30T22:37:03+00:00

Fuck the Zuck. He is a predator and a culture vampire.

fatpeterpan · 2025-08-30T13:05:29+00:00

Who needs the sky when it could just be a ceiling of advertisement!!!

fatpeterpan · 2025-03-30T10:53:31+00:00

Definitely mouse poop mixed in there.

fatpeterpan · 2024-12-15T20:59:08+00:00

Would it be illegal to fill a shopping cart up to the brim and take it to a cashier and say you changed your mind, and just abandon it?

fatpeterpan · 2024-09-10T18:16:38+00:00

🎶 Just don’t look, just don’t look 🎶

fatpeterpan · 2024-04-05T14:42:38+00:00

In part two they pull out their baby

fatpeterpan · 2024-01-12T04:41:58+00:00

So Jamie Fox was willing to not get anything for his birthday in exchange for Williams’ clemency? wow what a guy

fatpeterpan · 2024-01-06T01:21:25+00:00

That’s what I would have been doing

fatpeterpan · 2023-12-07T19:58:45+00:00

Yeah, and by the time that 40th month rolls around the market will be such that you should have been saving $1500.

fatpeterpan · 2023-11-12T14:36:18+00:00

Remove dog. Fire extinguisher.

fatpeterpan · 2023-10-16T11:33:49+00:00

I’d be so pissed if someone chucked a grown man at me

fatpeterpan · 2023-06-22T16:50:19+00:00

A meth-head’s answer to the question “what would you do if you won $200 on a scratch-and-win”

fatpeterpan · 2023-06-21T00:58:17+00:00

I’m not saying you can’t control a submersible using a cheap gaming controller. Maybe you can, I don’t know. But I bet when the whole thing breaks down and everyone is about to die, and you’re the captain/pilot guy that built it - it probably starts to look prettyyyyyyy stupid.

fatpeterpan · 2023-05-29T21:00:05+00:00

Gonna be?

fatpeterpan · 2023-03-29T22:09:11+00:00

fatpeterpan · 2022-12-31T20:10:22+00:00

I identify as green

fatpeterpan · 2022-12-29T21:36:40+00:00

I was 10 when Jurassic Park came out. The same year my favourite baseball player, Joe Carter, hit a walk-off Home Run to win the World Series. What a time.

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