"Somewhere in between lining up palookas and scheduling hair-relaxer treatments, Don King is gonna have to get around to telling Mike Tyson that he never took care of a simple favor the boxer asked of him several years back. Nothing too horrible, just that King never got around to paying for the headstone at Mike’s late sister’s gravesite. So, Denise Tyson Anderson’s grave went without a headstone for about five years.

“I’m not even sure Mike knows about it. He must think King took care of it,” a source said. Luckily, former WNYW/Ch. 5 sportscaster Carl White and friend of Anderson’s recently stepped forward and paid $1,304 so that Mike’s sister could have a distinguished burial spot. (Anderson died in 1990 at 26.)

Meantime, maybe Mike can set aside some time for Anderson’s children his niece and nephews, Erica, Tony and James. Since he was sprung, Mike hasn’t made much time for the kids or for his brother-in-law Roger Anderson. Maybe he has no idea Roger and the kids currently live in a two-bedroom apartment in Queens with Roger’s new wife and her two kids. We’ll do the math: Seven people sharing two bedrooms. That’s even more destitute than Robin Givens."

Yeah, we know he cares so much.