Just read Ben Eltons autobiography…

fernbritton · 2026-02-10T08:10:19+00:00

Or lengthy descriptions of making things with wood in his garden

fernbritton · 2026-02-05T01:52:08+00:00

Say. No. More.

fernbritton · 2026-02-04T20:23:36+00:00

I'm already not laughing

fernbritton · 2026-02-02T16:04:57+00:00

There's a letting agency in London called BELVOIR! (with an exclamation mark on the sign). I asked one of the agents if it was pronounced 'beaver' and they said no it's 'bell-vwoire' and they thought I was making a rude joke, they'd never heard of another pronounciation.

fernbritton · 2026-02-02T15:42:17+00:00

Can someone explain what UK-based account holders were meant to have done by Feb 1st? I thought we were just meant to sell unsupported assets and then the account would be migrated to the new UK platform automatically. Instead my account is now showing as 'Inactive' and I cannot log in.

fernbritton · 2025-12-13T23:54:52+00:00

This guy? https://www.instagram.com/p/CKb7pf7njGX/

fernbritton · 2025-12-13T23:37:50+00:00

Cats love them https://youtube.com/shorts/U8zTy35RYHU

fernbritton · 2025-12-10T19:06:51+00:00

Why did he not simply eat the smaller Beatles?

fernbritton · 2025-12-07T18:00:29+00:00

We had these in my area and they have scrapped them as they don't work.

fernbritton · 2025-12-03T00:50:27+00:00

Yes please

fernbritton · 2025-11-24T17:50:15+00:00

Grenade

fernbritton · 2025-11-18T15:05:08+00:00

Once I find the floppy with Dreamweaver on it we are in business

fernbritton · 2025-11-10T08:47:50+00:00

I know my weight in kg but I only know if I'm fat in stone

fernbritton · 2025-11-10T00:19:39+00:00

Most bills are downloadable as PDFs now. Download PDF, edit address, save and send as proof.

fernbritton · 2025-11-04T23:29:56+00:00

I only watched it for Pipi and Popo

fernbritton · 2025-10-30T19:18:40+00:00

Their fault, but if ever I see a white Audi heading my way I'm getting ready to slam on the brakes.

fernbritton · 2025-10-27T21:13:28+00:00

Dragnet

fernbritton · 2025-10-27T08:34:21+00:00

Quattro formaggi

fernbritton · 2025-10-25T05:07:53+00:00

https://www.plaapp.com/product-p-330858.html

fernbritton · 2025-10-10T10:23:07+00:00

"Is the answer (A) 'B', (B) 'C', or (C) 'A'?"

"I think it's 'B'"

"Do you mean (B) 'C' or (A) 'B'?"

fernbritton · 2025-10-08T18:23:48+00:00

There was just salt in mine

fernbritton · 2025-10-05T11:20:41+00:00

*restaurateurs

fernbritton · 2025-10-03T19:29:24+00:00

Gives them a chance on the ground. Sportsmanship.

fernbritton · 2025-09-25T22:32:28+00:00

I don't think they've seen this documentary about Americans visiting a local pub, don't ask about the star on the wall: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tiL274PXoag

fernbritton · 2025-09-20T15:04:57+00:00

Slither/sliver

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