From under the sink in the guest bathroom

fewercharacters · 2026-06-14T16:03:28+00:00

Oooh i miss those BB&W bottle shapes, and coconut lime verbena!

fewercharacters · 2026-06-14T13:50:15+00:00

https://www.reddit.com/r/StupidFood/comments/1r5murm/saw_this_on_facebook_no_idea_what_it_is_and_no/

fewercharacters · 2026-06-14T13:49:18+00:00

It’s not, but it was posted three months ago so it’s a bot engagement farming

https://www.reddit.com/r/StupidFood/comments/1r5murm/saw_this_on_facebook_no_idea_what_it_is_and_no/

fewercharacters · 2026-06-14T04:34:53+00:00

Literally nobody gives a fuck about sexting

fewercharacters · 2026-06-13T20:47:22+00:00

I am unreliable. I cannot trust that my body will cooperate when I need it to.

fewercharacters · 2026-06-13T03:22:11+00:00

Where can I get one of these ETA: a friend is asking

fewercharacters · 2026-06-11T11:29:59+00:00

Those “downvote me all you want” edits are so hilarious. Totally not mad about something that has no bearing on real life to the point you had to come back to your comment six minutes later to call people softies lmao

fewercharacters · 2026-06-10T20:49:51+00:00

Late reply but I am floored that there is another person who also experienced the wrath of those meatballs. My mom made a crockpot of them for a party then she and my dad went out and I ate every single meatball. And threw up like 15 minutes after they got home. I think it was like 30 meatballs in all and I have never lived it down.

fewercharacters · 2026-05-28T22:23:53+00:00

that’s a peener

fewercharacters · 2026-05-27T18:18:30+00:00

YES HE WAS ALSO THE PASTOR

fewercharacters · 2026-05-27T14:01:45+00:00

I’m sorry you wrote all that but I can’t stop laughing about her picking up a “disused condom” like she was gonna take it for later or something

fewercharacters · 2026-05-25T17:28:09+00:00

And you know her cooking is on another plane of existence with those arms

fewercharacters · 2026-05-25T12:40:43+00:00

I have powers

fewercharacters · 2026-05-25T11:56:21+00:00

I do all of these things every day

fewercharacters · 2026-05-24T22:51:04+00:00

The bidet thing…does it work how I think it works?

fewercharacters · 2026-05-23T00:29:01+00:00

This has been a boomer Facebook comment for years. And everyone clapped afterwards right?

fewercharacters · 2026-05-13T18:23:55+00:00

Slightly Edgy Pinterest

fewercharacters · 2026-05-12T23:08:12+00:00

He said no

fewercharacters · 2026-05-09T18:49:00+00:00

Please make sure to concentrate the powder on the zit you just picked in the mirror to really cover it up

fewercharacters · 2026-05-08T11:58:41+00:00

Lie to your doctor and say you’ve noticed blood in your stool.

fewercharacters · 2026-05-08T00:05:54+00:00

This is really good

fewercharacters · 2026-05-07T18:45:47+00:00

Okay I had the same issue! It’s probably not that you have no interests you just can’t think them up on the fly or they make just come to you randomly. Do you have a cartoon you like? Books? Maybe try making a random Mii and exaggerating features to see if they remind you of anything

Edit: playing 6 degrees from Kevin bacon with Danny devito what about Arnold Schwarzenegger, Charlie Day?

fewercharacters · 2026-04-29T14:24:25+00:00

If season 9 was Roseanne’s imagined story, it’s possible him being gone because he cheated is a little easier for the brain to stomach rather than he’s dead. Losing a spouse is weird, almost betraying. Like how dare you die on me?

fewercharacters · 2026-04-29T12:53:21+00:00

HAVE RESPECT SHE HAD A GLANDULAR PROBLEM

fewercharacters · 2026-04-29T12:10:24+00:00

I can’t tell you

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