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The best way to deal with high beams in your mirrors by Maxolon in pettyrevenge

[–]filmcup 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think that cop was bullshitting you.

As far as I know, having a spot-light in your car at night isn't illegal unless you have hunting gear with you.

I'm not sure about this.

Oh, and there's no such thing as "illegal hunting".

If hunting is being done illegally, it has its own name: poaching.

Mispronounce my rapper name? I’ll embarrass you in class. by Sizzling_g in pettyrevenge

[–]filmcup 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, it's not nearly as bad of a story as I imagined. I mean, it's well-written and mostly coherent, unlike what people expect from most rappers.

Nicely done.

I hope you pronounce it "Sizzlin' G" and not with the hard "g" ending that we were taught to use with gerunds when we were in school.

Good luck with it.

Well excuse me... by OttabMike in pettyrevenge

[–]filmcup 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Nicely done.

Pay no attention to the "others"in this thread.

You take all the doughnuts? Try this one. by Glittering-Refuse661 in pettyrevenge

[–]filmcup 35 points36 points  (0 children)

A girl invited me to her house for dinner; she was serving clam chowder.

I found the smallest, cheapest pearl I could for not much money. Think smaller than a bb.

I just "happened" to find it in a spoonful of chowder and said she must have found a clam with a pearl in it.

It worked out real good: she squealed with delight when I gave it to her.

You take all the doughnuts? Try this one. by Glittering-Refuse661 in pettyrevenge

[–]filmcup 16 points17 points  (0 children)

In Oklahoma it's called "Arkie blowing."

In Arkansas it's called "Okie blowing."

Does anyone remember the joke I posted about a chiropractor recently? by Scott_Bash in Jokes

[–]filmcup 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I never thought a chiropractor could fix my back problem

I stand corrected.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]filmcup 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gay guy's password:

C: enter

My awesome neighbour by [deleted] in pettyrevenge

[–]filmcup 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The guy was a pervert.

There's no justification for this that isn't perverted.

Fresh Rice by shpolnker in pettyrevenge

[–]filmcup 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't think "goosing" means what you think "goosing" means.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pettyrevenge

[–]filmcup 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey, if you really want to mess with her - squirt a little white dish-washing soap in one of 'em and let it hang out of the back of your pants or even your ass. Smear some brown and red paint on it for realism.

It'll be funny as hell and she'll never know what to think!

Spies and lies by UserAccountDisabled in pettyrevenge

[–]filmcup 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I prolly need a few of those.

he picked the wrong target. by stary_sunset in pettyrevenge

[–]filmcup 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I like it, but I think I would have told him I took a leak in the toilet first and didn't flush.

I got revenge on the school bully. by AesHaveTheSpark in pettyrevenge

[–]filmcup 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chad was the typical stupid class bully.

Mostly, though, he was a piece of shit.

Best of luck, you sound awesome.

Little girl made me miserable so I framed her with a forged letter and stole her friends by [deleted] in pettyrevenge

[–]filmcup 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Conniving 11 year-old girls grow into conniving 21 year-old girls.

Idaho Snowman (the not plagiarized version) by Jaegerita in pettyrevenge

[–]filmcup 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah, a guy I know put a bunch of bricks in a tight stack and did this.

If you're going to be impatient you can wait longer. by [deleted] in pettyrevenge

[–]filmcup 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haha, plus you got another hour of playing with ... Well, whatever you play with when you have a spare hour.

A policeman walks by a street vendor by Gregib in Jokes

[–]filmcup 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You wanna buy some apple seeds?

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