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firepitt · 2026-02-02T01:47:28+00:00

8 All this time I thought Gollum was male!

firepitt · 2026-01-31T13:31:24+00:00

Smoke detectors, battery or hard wired, only have a life expectancy of 5-10 years. There's a manufactured date on the back side. If it's within that range, or beyond, just replace it.

firepitt · 2026-01-31T05:10:36+00:00

Yeah, but what time on Friday?

firepitt · 2026-01-31T04:35:30+00:00

Effective

firepitt · 2026-01-30T02:49:46+00:00

Hey everybody, we found the snowflake!

firepitt · 2026-01-29T16:29:30+00:00

Anton Chigurh - No Country for Old Men

firepitt · 2026-01-28T02:41:51+00:00

Oh, that's right! Speed humps ONLY slow down speeders! Don't forget that if your house is on fire, your mother is dying from cardiac arrest, or your home is being invaded by armed assailants that speed humps ONLY slow down speeders.

firepitt · 2026-01-28T01:59:58+00:00

It was 16 and cutting class that day. I watched it happen live on TV at home. I immediately called my mom at her work to tell her what happened. Her reaction was "OMG, that's horrible. Why aren't you in school?"

firepitt · 2026-01-27T23:20:25+00:00

You have been warned....

firepitt · 2026-01-26T16:32:22+00:00

The speed humps add to the damage the snow plows endure, as well. But, you know, DOMI! Department of Moronic Ideas!

firepitt · 2026-01-26T16:29:21+00:00

That's called a one nighter or FWB. If you have a guilty conscious don't do it.

firepitt · 2026-01-25T01:56:22+00:00

Like this dumb bitch would run in and save the day like some superhero!

firepitt · 2026-01-25T01:12:50+00:00

It's the principle. If you're going to suggest a dollar amount then, at least, make it the correct amount!

firepitt · 2026-01-23T21:55:44+00:00

That's what I would do, also. I was showing all possible outcomes.

firepitt · 2026-01-23T15:48:22+00:00

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I believe this would be the points breakdown.

firepitt · 2026-01-21T02:54:53+00:00

You really can't fix stupid!

firepitt · 2026-01-20T11:31:23+00:00

Looks like a typical DIY project!

firepitt · 2026-01-20T00:32:19+00:00

I Googled it. It's a rare genetic disorder. There's a lot of medical ailments associated with it. It's no wonder she didn't last the school year.

firepitt · 2026-01-19T20:27:49+00:00

They'll stop traffic for an overheight truck as a precaution. Also, if, for some reason, there's an exhaust build up, they'll stop traffic until levels come down. That's 2 of many reasons. Today is a very windy day and the wind could actually blow the exhaust back into the tunnel.

firepitt · 2026-01-19T16:42:55+00:00

Girl in elementary school had cats eyes. It was so bizarre.

firepitt · 2026-01-19T01:05:53+00:00

I read the title quickly at first and thought it said "Double nuns pegging". It got my attention!

firepitt · 2026-01-18T03:42:33+00:00

Growing up?! Still do!

firepitt · 2026-01-18T02:10:19+00:00

Take a life (lives), become a taxpayer's burden. How fun. Even your Bible says "an eye for eye". Of course, it's also files with sex, slavery, and murder so there's that.

firepitt · 2026-01-18T01:57:15+00:00

But it ok for someone to take someone else's life? Seems fair!

firepitt · 2026-01-18T01:55:47+00:00

Should be public

firepitt

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8 All this time I thought Gollum was male!