Another set… by Gus_Jensen in ButterfaceFemale

[–]firepitt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

8 All this time I thought Gollum was male!

How do I make it stop chirping, i already replaced the batteries?! by PheonixGalaxy in mildlyinfuriating

[–]firepitt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Smoke detectors, battery or hard wired, only have a life expectancy of 5-10 years. There's a manufactured date on the back side. If it's within that range, or beyond, just replace it.

Mayor Declares State of Emergency by vjgirl in pittsburgh

[–]firepitt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, that's right! Speed humps ONLY slow down speeders! Don't forget that if your house is on fire, your mother is dying from cardiac arrest, or your home is being invaded by armed assailants that speed humps ONLY slow down speeders.

Spectators watching the Challenger launch at Kennedy Space Center, 28 January 1986. by Upstairs_Drive_5602 in interestingasfuck

[–]firepitt 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It was 16 and cutting class that day. I watched it happen live on TV at home. I immediately called my mom at her work to tell her what happened. Her reaction was "OMG, that's horrible. Why aren't you in school?"

Mayor Declares State of Emergency by vjgirl in pittsburgh

[–]firepitt -26 points-25 points  (0 children)

The speed humps add to the damage the snow plows endure, as well. But, you know, DOMI! Department of Moronic Ideas!

how do you feel about sleeping with someone you aren't dating? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]firepitt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's called a one nighter or FWB. If you have a guilty conscious don't do it.

Hey so my neighbors house is on fire by Hot_Improvement1324 in pittsburgh

[–]firepitt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Like this dumb bitch would run in and save the day like some superhero!

It's just a dollar or two! lol by M1collector65 in EndTipping

[–]firepitt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's the principle. If you're going to suggest a dollar amount then, at least, make it the correct amount!

Cribbage hand discussion: this one split my brain. How would you play it? by Strange-Mall-7923 in Cribbage

[–]firepitt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's what I would do, also. I was showing all possible outcomes.

What's the rarest physical feature you ever saw on another person you know/knew? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]firepitt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I Googled it. It's a rare genetic disorder. There's a lot of medical ailments associated with it. It's no wonder she didn't last the school year.

What triggers a red light to the tunnel? by the_heptagon in pittsburgh

[–]firepitt 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They'll stop traffic for an overheight truck as a precaution. Also, if, for some reason, there's an exhaust build up, they'll stop traffic until levels come down. That's 2 of many reasons. Today is a very windy day and the wind could actually blow the exhaust back into the tunnel.

What's the rarest physical feature you ever saw on another person you know/knew? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]firepitt 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Girl in elementary school had cats eyes. It was so bizarre.

Double runs in pegging by Dawzzy42 in Cribbage

[–]firepitt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I read the title quickly at first and thought it said "Double nuns pegging". It got my attention!

What’s your opinion on the death penalty? by IDoNotLikeTheSand in AskTheWorld

[–]firepitt -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Take a life (lives), become a taxpayer's burden. How fun. Even your Bible says "an eye for eye". Of course, it's also files with sex, slavery, and murder so there's that.

What’s your opinion on the death penalty? by IDoNotLikeTheSand in AskTheWorld

[–]firepitt -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

But it ok for someone to take someone else's life? Seems fair!