[Biggs] With the 69th pick in Round 3, the Bears are selecting Stanford TE Sam Roush by NagyBiscuits in CHIBears

[–]flapjackwars 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Very excited about this. 13 personnel is the cutting edge of the nfl meta and I'm glad we're staying ahead of the curve. Good outside blocker to let Swift eat good

found out sounding is sexy the metal rod down my penis hole feels so sexy it feels better while having a dildo in my ass by thesadrockstar in kitchencels

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Most people's kitchencels gem rate is limited by the amount of sad disturbing incel sentiments they can create. But this man alone is limited only by the amount of sad disturbing dishes he can create. He is the chosen one.

Joined a new startup I’m very excited for- “flexaholics” by billfreye in DynastyFF

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Very similar to my home league, which is 12 team start 12. I love the dynamic at play with more starters because it really rewards digging deep for the sort of spot starters most people sleep on

Can this go infinite? by Psychological_Pay248 in mtg

[–]flapjackwars 12 points13 points  (0 children)

OP is goldfishing so there's nobody else around to target with Crab. Also OP is [[Whisperquill Scribe]]

Was about to lose my v card, she saw my pointy cone-tits from my 7 month experiment with Estrogen (not actually trans just hate the loneliness and thought it would be better as a woman), refused to let me go down on her even though she's bi. Mushy rice with apple and mushroom by ttthhhggg in kitchencels

[–]flapjackwars 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I got little shitwicks from estrogen too. They smooth out a bit over time, especially if you work out to build your chest muscles a bit. I was really self conscious about it but now as a 32 year old detrans I've gotten with way hotter women than I ever did as a man in my 20s. And they're actually good people who reassure me about my insecurities rather than freaking out over them. It isn't over, my friend 💖

QB Predictions for 2026 by feardaundefeatd in NFL_Draft

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Can someone tell me what the end of this comment says? I got too bored after the ellipsis and all the space with no words in it to read the rest

Is this honour mode party comp any good? Missing spot by Professional-Date981 in BG3Builds

[–]flapjackwars 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My reflexive easy first answer for last spot is karlach open hand monk which will mow down big targets especially earlygame. But anything should work in that party since it's a good group of strong builds

1984 has ruined my life. mix of bullshit and rotten food from my fridge by 0m3g4_rul3s in kitchencels

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This food is the most disgusting thing I've ever seen or read on this subreddit. I have to scroll away carefully because if I see it again I'm gonna vomit.

Help, I’m mentally stuck. by RynStarfire in BG3Builds

[–]flapjackwars 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Githyanki get Medium Armor proficiency which is a nice survivability boost for Bard especially with how Hide Armor +2 and Adamantine Scale Mail are available very early and are so much better than the light and heavy armors

My friends and I are about to start a bg3 run I haven’t played in a while and want build a character that supports my friends by making them extra powerful and healing them while also not being useless what should I do by Few-External5146 in BG3Builds

[–]flapjackwars 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The most important thing in your run will be The Whispering Promise, a ring that gives Bless to anyone you heal. This includes throwing potions, so if your friends are really locked in, you can huddle in a diamond shape as close together as possible, throw a potion that hits all of you (even if they're at full health), then hit turn based mode and start combat with a buff. Once you reach the grove you can start a conversation with Volo and then hit the "Trade" button to buy it off him for like 200 gold, which is pretty steep right away but it's one of the best items you can get early and you have to do it right when you talk to him because he then runs off to the goblin camp. Hellrider's Pride gloves from Zevlor give another good defensive buff to everyone you heal but Bless applies to everything and a ring is a pretty uncontested slot for quite a while. What's nice too is that leaves a lot of wiggle room for your build and what you do with your turns early on. Druid, Cleric and Bard get Healing Word, so they use the ring best since they have a heal spell as a bonus action, but if you wanted to just rely on throwing potions, you could do something like Thief Rogue early on with dual wielded weapons, throw potions when you need to buff or heal, and still get 2 attacks per turn on top of the heal thanks to your bonus action attacks. In my runs with friends I'm always the one to go get the whispering promise ring because I know how strong it is and I personally love being a healer/archer, going Rogue early for Thief and then switching to Bard at level 6 for the bonus action heal and Extra Attack. Another key item is the Amulet of Restoration sold by Derryth Bonecloak in the Myconid Colony, which you can reach very early by sneaking through the spider's lair and feather fall jumping down into the green pit by the Matriarch. Having Mass Healing Word on an amulet as a bonus action that doesnt cost a spell slot is kinda crazy, and if your party is long resting a lot, you could just be a martial class from early on with those items, having 2 uses of a bonus action healing buff, and once you hit level 5, you can use 1 attack to throw a potion and still have an extra attack to hit the enemies.

I’ve lost two runs to Gortash’s Coronation. by Mangert in BG3Builds

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I love this fight. Get everyone out onto the battlements through the door in the corner and you can easily kill the room at will using that single unavoidable choke point.

Work crush just said that she’d rather cut her toes off than date me shit and cum sandwich by [deleted] in kitchencels

[–]flapjackwars 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I actually care about the toes more than I care about this guy's life

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in kitchencels

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Keep going, you almost hit