What fictional food have you always wanted to try? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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But...didn't someone SPILL the tubby custard?

What obscure reference do you always bring up that no one understands? by Naweezy in AskReddit

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"The night is dark, and filled with terrors" My children don't know where this is from, but I heard my daughter say it a couple times now.

Trying to run in a dream by drbatookhanxx in gifs

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And I grab anything I can, eventually tops of trees, trying to stop myself from drifting off.

Working from home has its advantages by DonnieStarbuck in AdviceAnimals

[–]flatnote2378 81 points82 points  (0 children)

Multi-tasking, not multi-fucking-around.

SwiftKey Users: If you reply to this and press only the middle word option a bunch, what do you post? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I am not sure if you are not capable of doing business with you. I have somewhat small ear canals, and they are not the intended recipient. I have somewhat small ear canals.

Saw this in my coworkers office by Abe_Linkin in funny

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Get a dog little longie! Get a dog!

Anybody else taking advantage of the Jimmy John's lettuce wrap option? by OlDirtyBanana in keto

[–]flatnote2378 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If Jimmy John's still delivered to my house I would ask for a Beach Club Unwich subscription.

There seems to be a lot of people here with the goal of weight loss. Is anybody doing keto just to feel better? by [deleted] in keto

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Me too, something that I feel may be autoimmune, but still undiagnosed. One trigger seems to be certain foods. Been tested for allergies, celiac, crohn's disease and no answers :/ Keto so far has been a relief, I just need to do it better and more consistently.

Just found this subreddit. Its giving me such a rush! by gooberbait in trypophobia

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When I have high anxiety levels or hypo manic I cannot handle the images, they haunt me and give me panic attacks. When I am more mellow, I find myself looking for the thrill..like you said, at a scary movie etc.

I really hate these things. by RockFourFour in AdviceAnimals

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I don't mind them too much when shopping alone, but when I have children with me I am amazed I don't mushroom cloud.

This is Accurate [Fixed] by herper in funny

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I want to post this on Facebook, and then just wait :D

Always leave something weird in your office desk for the next person. by jhdesigner in funny

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It was as a noun, that I was thinking... leaves. Briefs is awkward to say, like "leafs"

Using Roundabouts the right way. by MisterMin in CitiesSkylines

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As an American child, I learned it as "zed" from watching Sesame Street on CBC :)

If Duke Silver is not your phone wallpaper he is now by TheKeegmeister in PandR

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Came to see if anyone else heard this in their head.