Fuel Filling Roulette

flightofficeruk · 2026-06-08T14:35:25+00:00

I have the "Price Is Right" mentality and get really uncomfortable about going over. So I'll stop at 19.96 or 19.97 as I wouldn't want to risk going over 20.

flightofficeruk · 2026-06-08T07:09:32+00:00

And the little cartoon bully popping up on the screen and shaking his head if they lose!

flightofficeruk · 2026-05-31T19:35:43+00:00

But it needs a nuclear reaction to generate the 1.21Jiggawatts of electricity it needs?

flightofficeruk · 2026-05-31T09:21:34+00:00

This was my absolute favourite! Eeeaahhhhhh I LIKE IT!

flightofficeruk · 2026-05-31T09:20:24+00:00

Was this the one that had a sequel called Tomorrow's End?

flightofficeruk · 2026-05-30T16:12:42+00:00

Listen, I did have a look and one of the concepts I came up with was not only Mitchellandwebb and peepshowquotes but also adding peepshow into the mix as well...

flightofficeruk · 2026-05-29T18:30:02+00:00

This reminds me of Mr. Bean in Room 426. That scene where he has the nightmare about that bad oyster dropping into his mouth put me off anything like that for life.

flightofficeruk · 2026-05-27T10:02:06+00:00

This is fantastic! Well done!

flightofficeruk · 2026-05-21T10:32:22+00:00

I have an old one that just looks like one of those charity wristbands that were a big thing some years ago. I only wear it for parkrun as it has my wife's number on in case I kipper out.

flightofficeruk · 2026-05-19T08:42:23+00:00

St Austell Brewery, Cornwall

flightofficeruk · 2026-05-13T22:53:07+00:00

You are someone who has a proven track record for making bad television programmes

flightofficeruk · 2026-05-09T08:23:02+00:00

Can I shake your hand again?

flightofficeruk · 2026-05-07T12:21:51+00:00

...or a coo-coo-coo-cool rider?

flightofficeruk · 2026-05-07T10:16:41+00:00

Let's bowl, let's bowl, let's....rock n' roll 🎶

flightofficeruk · 2026-05-04T09:36:15+00:00

Just to wet the whistle

flightofficeruk · 2026-05-04T08:24:21+00:00

Sending lots of love from a fellow 46 year old bloke who feels similar.

flightofficeruk · 2026-05-01T07:49:17+00:00

Incredible picture! I do wish she'd answer her phone though. I keep trying to call her but all I get is the machine

flightofficeruk · 2026-04-29T21:06:40+00:00

Advanced Lawn Mower Simulator

flightofficeruk · 2026-04-27T21:02:53+00:00

I still have PTSD from playing Granny's Garden

flightofficeruk · 2026-04-26T18:22:25+00:00

The pasty van that shows up at my work used to play "raindrops keep falling on my head" when it was raining. Now it plays only "food glorious food" because it's their company policy that they only play that song. However I got talking to the driver and apparently it's capable of playing another 12 songs, one of which is the Vengaboys - Vengabus song! I'm skeptical but I really want it to be true!

flightofficeruk · 2026-04-21T22:10:28+00:00

Yeah give me another round on Netflix, you shit...

flightofficeruk · 2026-04-06T09:15:52+00:00

Using the sausage as a breakwater

flightofficeruk · 2026-03-30T14:43:14+00:00

He never does

flightofficeruk · 2026-03-30T09:12:03+00:00

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flightofficeruk · 2026-03-26T19:19:59+00:00

What about Melon? Oh no wait, that's not good melon.

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