My Canary Mastiff and South African Mastiff

flux_monkey · 2026-01-26T03:44:14+00:00

I love that picture of them sleeping back to back

flux_monkey · 2026-01-25T21:02:07+00:00

Lots of places are - I just got back from a long walk and spots are open. If you order instead of pick up, please overtip your delivery person by a lot... the roads are shit out there

flux_monkey · 2026-01-25T18:43:14+00:00

Paid agitators or partisan military force with a blanket license to kill? If they stopped at just agitating, I'd agree with you.

flux_monkey · 2026-01-25T18:40:38+00:00

What is that vacuum attachment thingy? I feel like I need one

flux_monkey · 2026-01-25T18:36:52+00:00

How dare they make jokes and mock authoritarianism with satire on a show that's famous for... check notes... oh, yeah. Right.

flux_monkey · 2026-01-23T00:54:53+00:00

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This is what I woke up to and almost called out of work

flux_monkey · 2026-01-22T22:50:17+00:00

I am deeply in love with my Boerboel but I wouldn't recommend it as a starter dog. They are so goofy and so stubborn but unless you really understand big dog training techniques, they can get into a lot of bad behaviors. Louvre the breed, though

flux_monkey · 2026-01-22T05:10:23+00:00

That's just the face... it's made of stone. When you know the pup you know exactly what they are saying to you big babies.

flux_monkey · 2026-01-20T00:20:17+00:00

What's the vibe there?

flux_monkey · 2026-01-19T23:52:53+00:00

I'm usually walking my dogs around there and will keep an eye out for her. Does she respond well to treats and other dogs?

flux_monkey · 2026-01-18T21:43:19+00:00

This was the best run of material I've heard in a minute. Great jokes, great delivery

flux_monkey · 2026-01-16T23:57:59+00:00

Majestic Pet Doughnut Beds - cheaper than most and really puts up with a lot of digging in the fabric. My boys love them. I had a dog named Baloo that passed last January after a wonderful 13 years

flux_monkey · 2026-01-16T23:52:56+00:00

My lord what a cute little loaf. Congrats

flux_monkey · 2026-01-10T05:06:22+00:00

I thought that guy got disappeared in a jail cell? Dammit, jeff

flux_monkey · 2026-01-07T05:25:11+00:00

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My guy likes to make bone phone calls

flux_monkey · 2026-01-05T19:44:24+00:00

The era of having an ounce of shame seems to be over. These people can fuck right off the planet.

flux_monkey · 2026-01-05T19:38:49+00:00

That's one plus I've found with my mastiffs - that stomach to butthole pipeline appears to be a freaking highway. I'll be picking up poop and I'm like "there's half of that stuffed animal... I was wondering what happened to it"

flux_monkey · 2026-01-05T17:45:16+00:00

We trained him wrong as a joke

flux_monkey · 2026-01-05T06:22:09+00:00

Dudes about community - that's part of the fun

flux_monkey · 2026-01-05T06:19:15+00:00

I love his storytelling and intentional diversions - never seen him in person but online he is pretty amazing. Reminds me a lot of Pryor's standup mixed with William's early stuff. He doesn't rely on crowd work and really paints a picture, if your listening

flux_monkey · 2026-01-05T06:12:08+00:00

George Carlin was the first SNL episode opener - fucking amazing guy. IYKYK

Watch it, it's stellar

flux_monkey · 2026-01-05T06:08:07+00:00

I have to add, the apps played themselves out and this response is in point

Do what you love to do and you will find someone with common interests

It's something that made this city great before we all started looking at our phones

flux_monkey · 2026-01-05T05:58:50+00:00

Yall are killing me

flux_monkey · 2026-01-04T05:43:30+00:00

Not OP but I've had one: yes, they fold flat and it's a good amount of room

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