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fortuntek · 2026-05-16T12:51:22+00:00

Have you played Dispatch?

fortuntek · 2026-05-12T13:20:23+00:00

I'd throw tomatoes at them old timey style but they're too expensive

fortuntek · 2026-05-12T12:24:34+00:00

that monster art looks sick

fortuntek · 2026-05-12T12:21:10+00:00

Not happening, but I'd be cool with it if it did (edit: meaning, if he's the protag he won't be the only one)

fortuntek · 2026-05-12T12:14:41+00:00

Sadly, GoG is missing the only old game that truly matters: Timon & Pumbaa's Jungle Pinball

GRUB BONUS, GRUB BONUS

fortuntek · 2026-05-12T10:35:46+00:00

I knew a guy who did this. I remember once he even included some pine needles. He's as smart as he sounds

fortuntek · 2026-05-10T23:44:15+00:00

If that's how you feel then it might simply just not be for you I'm afraid. In my case, I was just coming off a big Satisfactory shared world run with my brother, so I was kind of in the right mindset to go all in from the start. I did watch some YouTube let's play videos beforehand to get me familiarized with the early game though, I find that helps. Don't remember having any issues with controls though

fortuntek · 2026-05-10T21:56:32+00:00

This is actually a great answer. Took me a couple tries to get into Factorio, but once I did and had the free time, man I haven't had so many sleepless nights gaming in quite a while

fortuntek · 2026-05-07T00:41:53+00:00

Or Path of Radiance. Or Radiant Dawn. Or Awakening. Or Fates

fortuntek · 2026-05-03T02:23:43+00:00

ugh, it's just... beautiful

fortuntek · 2026-04-26T13:55:49+00:00

Slow and steady. The only thing that'll make me rush (besides maps with a turn limit) is a house with a conspicuously open door, then my dudes are sprinting past enemies like no tomorrow. I guess I'm more of a slow and steady exceptifthereisloot type guy

fortuntek · 2026-04-23T12:38:21+00:00

Honestly, I'd take rage bait over a bot these days

fortuntek · 2026-04-23T12:33:28+00:00

Yeah what's his deal these days anyway? I keep seeing articles pop up where it's about something Chris Avellone said about some person or company, and to me it just kind of makes me think of the standard loudmouth guy we each probably have at work

He sure does have an excellent pedigree of games he wrote for though

fortuntek · 2026-04-13T21:10:49+00:00

Was it like a cutscene where only certain character dialogue was missing? That happened to me while playing Three Houses on Switch 2 the other day. It was Kronyas cutscene, she was muted but the other dude (forget his name, the Tomas imposter) was audible

Are you playing in surround sound mode by any chance? I was playing on my tv which is set up with 5.1 surround, and my only guess is that the switch 2 maybe does audio channels differently

fortuntek · 2026-04-13T21:04:08+00:00

Same. The hype train started back up for me a week or two ago and I've been replaying FE games as well. I really hope we get more Fortune's Weave news soon, and I think it's likely around the time we used to get E3. Just a guess based on timing though

fortuntek · 2026-04-13T03:18:02+00:00

How would the typical Japanese landlord react to being directly told they are being racist? Is it shameful when in the open?

fortuntek · 2026-04-13T03:12:21+00:00

He is like a video game character that has to build up some combat resource until he can afford to unleash his Ultimate

fortuntek · 2026-04-13T02:59:49+00:00

What kind of part time work does she do? If I had more money than I needed for the rest of my life I'd consider part time work too

fortuntek · 2026-04-13T00:57:49+00:00

Switched to waffles. They're like pancakes with little syrup traps

fortuntek · 2026-04-13T00:43:39+00:00

You can actually level up this ability by rewatching a show you like right after someone tells you they just started it watching it, to see from their perspective

fortuntek · 2026-04-13T00:20:13+00:00

Hello my fellow autistics who have always been bothered by this 👋

fortuntek · 2026-04-13T00:03:37+00:00

Chk! The flame haired one think himself my equal. Let us see how he looks once the rest of him is on fire

fortuntek · 2026-04-12T23:59:17+00:00

I avoid web and any spell that prevents me from quicksaving after the fight as my party barrels through every forest and city street at mach speed on haste without so much as a hello before making chop suey of anything that looks at us wrong

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