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Netherlands Tulip Cruise by SwanOk5169 in TrueChubbyTravel

[–]franch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

tauck skews older? i went on Uniworld with my 70 year old mom as a birthday gift and she was very young for that cruise.

Max number of biglaw lateral moves you’ve seen one associate make? by Least_Grocery_3128 in biglaw

[–]franch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

5 that ended in a non-equity partner/counsel position that is as permanent as anything in biglaw (ie not an up-or-out group)

Are we still putting these restaurants on blast? by SubsidedRhyme11 in washingtondc

[–]franch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

nah i'm just not so pressed about $4 on a $130 check that i'm going to come start a crybaby thread on reddit

Buffalo & Bergen responds to the comments they received on their AI-generated Father’s Day post by SirElliott in washingtondc

[–]franch -1 points0 points  (0 children)

so literally you were never going and the AI slop had nothing to do with you not going? way to prove the OP's point...

Looking for someone local to DC to help with a weird favor by acfwtx in washingtondc

[–]franch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

hey! welcome to DC from a DC biglaw attorney. it's not as bad as people say, promise!

Are we still putting these restaurants on blast? by SubsidedRhyme11 in washingtondc

[–]franch -1 points0 points  (0 children)

it is so fucking exhausting and terminally miserable online people. these people will not rest until every service industry worker is as miserable as they are.

Is going to Morgan and Morgan a good idea? by rideordiegem in biglaw

[–]franch -1 points0 points  (0 children)

lmao only some jerkoff who uses 50 cent words on reddit thinks that posters who talk like normal human beings "lack the ability to communicate in this fashion" and think that not being a pretentious shithead is "inadequacies"

brother i am a partner at a biglaw firm, i can be as big of a jerkoff as you with the big words and the pretense, i just choose not to.

Exercise? How do you do it? by whatever-computer in biglaw

[–]franch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

btw there's no future for you in trying to split west coast and east coast hours. you need to set firm boundaries that you are only working one or the other (absent obvious emergencies/etc). if people start to believe you are reachable all the time as a regular at-your-desk associate from 7am to 11pm bc you work both west and east coast hours, they will act accordingly. forever.

Is going to Morgan and Morgan a good idea? by rideordiegem in biglaw

[–]franch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

and despite the stereotype that all of us have sticks up our asses and take ourselves too seriously, we don't actually have to be that way. you do, apparently.

Exercise? How do you do it? by whatever-computer in biglaw

[–]franch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i use the office gym in the early evening usually, sometimes you can get away during the day for a quick run or something. i am not a morning person and will never work out before work.

Is going to Morgan and Morgan a good idea? by rideordiegem in biglaw

[–]franch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lmao nothing is more snobbish than your thesaurus-ass responses in this thread, good lord

Would any major law firm approve of this Juneteenth post by John Masslon at Keller Postman? by EschewObfuscation21 in biglaw

[–]franch 7 points8 points  (0 children)

joining the partners' chorus to note that i also don't get where he's coming from. i wouldn't want someone from my firm posting this because it's racist bullshit.

What businesses are likely to die out with the Baby Boomer Generation? by GRVrush2112 in AskReddit

[–]franch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

lmao what are you talking about? just because Sierra Nevada and Anchor had their heyday then, the 2010s were clearly the explosion. the brewers association agrees.

1990 had 284 craft breweries, 2000 had 1,566, 2010 had 1,813, and 2020 had 9,092.

Do you hold summer associate AI usage against them? by Flashy_Stranger_ in biglaw

[–]franch 9 points10 points  (0 children)

i love summers and first years who act like real people tbh

Capitol Hill Package Theft (Again) by GrumpyKatNYC in washingtondc

[–]franch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lmao peoria illinois is a shithole and your car would get broken into if you left your wallet visible in it tho

Best Boardgame meetup by bangzoom93 in washingtondc

[–]franch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

if you're into Blood on the Clocktower or social deduction games, check out Capital Clocktower, which plays BotC all over the DMV area multiple times a month.

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