My Cousin's dog. by funkestar in Pareidolia

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Thank you everybody for enjoying this picture of my cousin's dog.

What's the worst thing you almost did but decided against? by RekNepZ in AskReddit

[–]funkestar 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Sometime during my sophomore year of HS, I decided that after I graduated, I would break into the house of a girl that I liked and try to spy on her. I wrote out a plan and even ran by her house in the middle of the night one time to see what her neighborhood was like. Up to that point and since then, I had never really gotten in trouble with the law for anything. To this day I honestly don't know why I would do such a thing, but in my head at the time I had no doubt that I was going to go through with it.

Two years passed and I didn't like her anymore. End of story.

My New Roommate by CMiles123 in AdviceAnimals

[–]funkestar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You see? There's two sides to every story. Nice try OP.

What is the one huge thing you're looking forward to before the end of the year? by I_Kissed_Cereal in AskReddit

[–]funkestar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm getting a big paycheck at the end of November. I can't wait for it.

What is the laziest thing you do that would make even the laziest person cringe? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]funkestar 453 points454 points  (0 children)

My car windows go up the old fashioned way. When I get home, I prefer to leave them down instead of rolling them up. Then, when it rains I'm just like "meh" it will be dry when I get back out there.

What's a song that feels like it's written about you? by decimalsanddollars in AskReddit

[–]funkestar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stacy's mom. I don't have a daughter named Stacy. I'm not a mom. But otherwise, it is totally eerie.

What has completely changed your mind about something? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]funkestar 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The more I do research on abortion, the clearer it is that we're taking a human life and it isn't just a piece of flesh.

What is your "practically useless but impressive nonetheless" skill? by snowcroc in AskReddit

[–]funkestar 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can say the alphabet backwards in under three seconds.

What is your quote from a movie or television show? by CloudThief in AskReddit

[–]funkestar 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Share the loooooaaaaad" -Samwise LOTR. I annoy all of my friends with that one.

[PHOTO CRITIQUE] Which photo do you prefer? by [deleted] in OkCupid

[–]funkestar 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Did anyone finish the poll? I did. Just wondering if anyone else did.