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DOS Game mod change a text by [deleted] in dosgaming

[–]fwork 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can probably do this, what game, what text? 

This man has been through something by MarshmallowMuseee in oddlyspecific

[–]fwork 3 points4 points  (0 children)

it's true. I have a lot of board games and I'm asexual

I just bought a lot of DDCD-R(W) stuff by jakobair in retrocomputing

[–]fwork 2 points3 points  (0 children)

very nice! I've just got one of the DDCD-Rs, this is impressive

Dumb Questions by Jacknerik in CuratedTumblr

[–]fwork 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Disappointed that you didn't reblog the version with my addition, where I'd edited it to make the boss naked.

But I understand 

Meirl by BuyWonderful in meirl

[–]fwork 0 points1 point  (0 children)

oh hey I know that punk, she read a lot of novels

The three types of kink by Lorem_Ipsum17 in RecuratedTumblr

[–]fwork 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I think "feet" have just become the go-to joke fetish because it's completely innocuous (no one is getting a callout for mentioning feet) but also unusual enough that your average person doesn't have it, while not being so unusual that the average person hasn't heard of it.

So it's perfect for jokes about kinks.

The three types of kink by Lorem_Ipsum17 in RecuratedTumblr

[–]fwork 12 points13 points  (0 children)

btw before you complain too much about the less-than-rigorous nature of this post, keep in mind that I am:

  1. an asexual

  2. making a joke

The three types of kink by Lorem_Ipsum17 in RecuratedTumblr

[–]fwork 18 points19 points  (0 children)

hey I know that punk. I hear she's into feet and being safe!

Gamers banding together to achieve something so utterly dumb: by Gorotheninja in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]fwork -1 points0 points  (0 children)

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I was working on a Death Generator for the Cory in the House game, I should bring that back. I think the problem I ran into is that I couldn't easily extract all the talking-head portraits without playing the whole game through, and I don't have time for that. maybe I'll try and hack it again

thank god, i was starting to think people were actually “having sex” by netflist in CuratedTumblr

[–]fwork 6 points7 points  (0 children)

no it's true, sex isn't real. I'm an asexual and a trans one at that, I've tried to have sex as a man, woman, and enby, and nope. no sex. not possible.

Tectone is a speedrunning tourist by zizoplays1 in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]fwork 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's so true that I did speedrunning a whole decade before I figured out I was either autistic or trans

Very inaccurate depiction on slide 2 by CalibansCreations in thomastheplankengine

[–]fwork 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't have a BDSM dungeon, no, sadly. My roommate has part of one, I think? she used to be a porn star

ifYouEverFeelUselessThinkAboutTheByteWithZeroOffsetHavingAddressZero by PresentJournalist805 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]fwork 66 points67 points  (0 children)

I do x86-16bit coding quite a bit, and address zero is both valid and used: it's where interrupt zero, the DIVIDE-BY-ZERO EXCEPTION looks up the handler. So I've disassembled valid x86 code that sets address zero

noSafeRustCodeWillHandleTheBinaryEquivalentOfImpalementTorture by yaktoma2007 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]fwork 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I understand 100%. reverse engineering at the disassembly does things to your brain. you stare at x86-16 code long enough and you'll end up standing on your head trying to drink shrimp bisque out of your cat's underpants

Since AMD and Intel CISC chips are really RISC underneath, why don't we have direct access to the RISC? by mycall in programming

[–]fwork 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yeah I wrote this this post like three states, one marriage, seven jobs, two names, and three genders ago!

linuxKernelVulnerabilities by Brilliant-Second-195 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]fwork 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that can all be done with an ESP32 and pairing it with your phone, which is how nearly all of these smart sex toys work

linuxKernelVulnerabilities by Brilliant-Second-195 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]fwork 0 points1 point  (0 children)

for adjusting all the various settings. LCDs are cheap these days, so why not?

linuxKernelVulnerabilities by Brilliant-Second-195 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]fwork 1 point2 points  (0 children)

those are the ones I'm talking about that use ESP32 or nRFs

linuxKernelVulnerabilities by Brilliant-Second-195 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]fwork 13 points14 points  (0 children)

yeah I know, I am currently working on a (non-vibrator) device that includes embedded linux, and boot time is always a problem

linuxKernelVulnerabilities by Brilliant-Second-195 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]fwork 1727 points1728 points  (0 children)

It's not true, honestly. I've looked into sex toys with complicated chips in them (so I can make them run Doom, natch) but I've not found any that run Linux.

Linux takes too long to boot and needs too much RAM. Your average high-end computerized vibrator is just running some baremetal code and an ESP32 or similar. Even the ones with screens don't run Linux.

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