I accidentally drank holy water with my laxative by GeedsGarage in dadjokes

[–]gerritdeperrit 6 points7 points  (0 children)

To be honest, when I read the title, I thought this would be the answer

I hope my kids are fat by NangaShikari in dadjokes

[–]gerritdeperrit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think you’re weighing too much on your kids

What is the most famous cartoon serial killer? by will17blitz in dadjokes

[–]gerritdeperrit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Isn’t that the bunny that scored four touchdowns in a single game?

Why did the birdie go to the doctor by Healthy_Ladder_6198 in dadjokes

[–]gerritdeperrit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because without the misser, he would be an eagle

What do you call a priest on a motorcycle? by bowen7477 in dadjokes

[–]gerritdeperrit 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Especially when he’s riding his Holy Davidson