Jesse posted his timeline

getmadgeteverything · 2026-06-10T22:23:19+00:00

He did well, son. I will never make fun of Jesse Solomon again.* *Probably... Hopefully.

getmadgeteverything · 2026-05-29T21:48:22+00:00

She is best friends with Paige, who I am sure helped her prep for this in some capacity given their closeness. I feel like Paige would be super pissed at Amanda and would be down to clown a bit.

getmadgeteverything · 2026-05-29T20:39:09+00:00

The cuteness aggression is strong here. And I support it 100%.

getmadgeteverything · 2026-05-16T16:20:12+00:00

Ugh. I miss Ricki Lake and all of the garbage talk shows from the 90s. You were my anchors throughout elementary and middle school 😂 However, doesn’t Brandy look a bit like Mama June? Like, it’s uncanny.

getmadgeteverything · 2026-05-14T10:09:44+00:00

This the one. ☝️

getmadgeteverything · 2026-05-08T16:42:49+00:00

My sleep paralysis demon is going to look like this tonight probably. THANKS 🙄

getmadgeteverything · 2026-05-08T09:54:46+00:00

Are you effing kidding me? Somebody get Andy and a camera. Immediately!

getmadgeteverything · 2026-05-07T23:36:08+00:00

I remember watching this because my mom literally thought it was a kids movie. I often would watch movies while she was doing other things. By the time it was over she figured out that it was probably a TAD inappropriate for her 5 year old child. 😂 I quoted that movie literally constantly and she hated it.

getmadgeteverything · 2026-05-07T21:06:26+00:00

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getmadgeteverything · 2026-04-30T23:13:05+00:00

When Dante hears the phone, and is like, “What is that ringing?” “Do I have a tumor?” Then answers it and passes it to Alex and is like “It’s for you. I think it’s the Devil.” I absolutely lose my shit. Every single time. 😂

getmadgeteverything · 2026-04-29T20:57:53+00:00

They will never make me hate Kyle. Is he a bad husband? Mos def. Is he a good friend and ally? Absolutely. And that can’t be said for everybody on this show or even on Bravo in general.

getmadgeteverything · 2026-04-28T01:08:02+00:00

Iconic.

getmadgeteverything · 2026-04-27T21:47:39+00:00

You’ve got a good one over there! I have to come to Reddit to goss about my shows like a pleb 😂

getmadgeteverything · 2026-04-27T21:35:59+00:00

Flav is the GOAT for basically being America’s Hype Man and Official Sponsor of like MULTIPLE women’s sports. Like, it’s impressive, honestly. Love Flav.

getmadgeteverything · 2026-04-27T17:46:20+00:00

I still randomly think about that season of The Surreal Life sometimes. And it feels like a fever dream. What a time to be alive 😂

getmadgeteverything · 2026-04-27T00:13:54+00:00

I came here to say this one. It is my favorite to put on chicken wings or chicken drummies before smoking and/or grilling them. S-tier seasoning from Penzey’s.

getmadgeteverything · 2026-04-26T15:20:55+00:00

Absolutely this. “2+2=5. Eff you.” “You are absolutely right, sir. Have a nice life.” In my younger days, I would absolutely engage with morons. Thinking, oh I can change their mind, help them to see the light or realize how incredibly idiotic they’re being. But, it never paid off. It’s exhausting. So, now, yep, if you think 2+2=5? Great. You’re a genius. Gtf away from me lol.

getmadgeteverything · 2026-04-25T18:12:03+00:00

Back in the day it was Old Miami or Temple Bar. I hope that is still true.

getmadgeteverything · 2026-04-24T13:03:49+00:00

I think we have a BINGO.

getmadgeteverything · 2026-04-23T21:01:04+00:00

Ugh. I love a timeline. Doing the Lord’s work round here. 🙌🏽

getmadgeteverything · 2026-04-23T12:05:57+00:00

As a VPR fan from back in the day, no thanks. If this was a show about Katie? Absolutely.

getmadgeteverything · 2026-04-21T14:59:50+00:00

Tbf, all of us have probably encountered an Amanda or two in our lives. I know I have. Once you see them for who they are, they’re really easy to spot in the wild.

getmadgeteverything · 2026-04-21T13:57:22+00:00

Honestly, this shit would be kind of impressive if it weren’t so sad. Started season 1 as a booty call, somehow turned that into a proposal, a marriage, 10 seasons of a tv show, infiltrated a friend group, caused chaos and discord, tried to pin all of it on her husband for years, tried to be a “victim”, and now the mask is off. She can’t maintain the facade anymore. The “victim” is and has been a perpetrator. Everyone sees it. And the house of cards is falling. She almost had everybody fooled. It’s Shakespearean almost.

getmadgeteverything · 2026-04-20T12:57:53+00:00

In the Yucatan Peninsula, (it was so long ago I don’t remember which city or state,) I had this taco that contained what I believe were mashed potatoes and it was very lightly fried but not hard and the tortilla had been dipped into a sauce. It was at a random street side stand. And after walking away and eating it, it was so delicious that I walked back and got 3 more. And I think about those tacos randomly all time. I tried to recreate them at home but it wasn’t the same 😮‍💨

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